A love story after a young man named "Luhan" left the group.

We just wrote a short story. Actually, I'd say it's my first short story, haha.

If it's not fun or if it's too short, you can tell me in the comments.

But don't rush to write it up.

I'm very busy these days, but when I saw Osei and Kwang's faces I wanted to try it.

xoxo

luhan's story

"Ah Lu, go buy some soy sauce at the entrance of the alley for me. Hurry, I'll make fried rice in a moment."

"Yes ma'am."

hello

My name is Luhan, I'm 25 years old and I'm walking leisurely to buy soy sauce for my lovely Grandma.

I am an ordinary person...

At least just now.

"Luhan oppa~"

That's it, I haven't had a word yet.

It has arrived!

Actually, I'm Luhan, a former member of Exo.

It's just in the past because I've been out for almost a year now for some reason.

That matter is a big deal. For now, let's go first.

With that, he put the dog in gear and ran away from a few fans who were chasing him before jumping and hiding next to a trash can.

...What a miserable life...

I made an effort to leave the group. Why would you follow me again? Why would you stick with me again...

To die...

I feel like I can live a peaceful life now...

Hell, now I just don't have to see that kid again...

I walked out after the fans ran away.

"Go buy soy sauce for mom...um...buy soy sauce."

I mumbled to myself, hoping to forget those crazy things...

Just temporarily is good...

"I'd like a bottle of soy sauce, Auntie."

"Yes, Noo Lu."

"Oh, Auntie, I'm a man. I've told you many times."

"Hahaha, I have a sweet face like a girl."

This is the auntie at the grocery store in front of the alley. She always thinks I'm a woman.

Nevermind this matter. It's better to hurry back, or else Grandma will be so angry that she will hit me on the head with a spatula and kill me because I didn't make it in time to make fried rice.

"Do you want anything else?"

"That's it."

"all

xx

Yuan."

"Here."

After all the items were complete, I immediately walked home.

"Mom, this is soy sauce..."

What the hell is this!!!

Boom!!!

Just then, the sound of an explosion came from far away from the garden next to the house.

Or!!

Cabinet!!!!!!!

The sound of the second wave of explosions rang out, bringing my consciousness back to normal.

Before I could think of running away, Uncle Papa's voice penetrated my auditory perception.

"You crazy boy!! What the hell are you doing? Oh! My son has come back. Come and take a look."

Shi Hong La Ku! You can't escape in time!

"Uh, Dad, I...uh...I have to go buy soy sauce for Mom."

But then the lovely mother's voice came from the kitchen on the other side of the house.

"Ah Lu! You haven't bought it yet?"

Where are you going with good ears?

Who told you that old people are hard of hearing? Come and slam me~~

"Then I'll go see a friend first, Dad, and then I'll give you some soy sauce."

I managed to stuff the soy sauce I bought into Uncle Papa's hand. But suddenly I felt something holding my ankle. I looked down and saw a white hand holding my ankle. It felt like I was seeing the ghost of Juon crawling. Looking up at his arm, his eyes collided with the white, sharp, cunning face of a tall child who should have been lying dead (?) on the ground, smiling until his eyes turned into lines, like a smile at a Chinese New Year event.

Ha*kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emperor Emperor please help me!!

I still don't want to die.

"Hyung-ah"

Someone please help me!

“I miss you hyung so much. Why doesn't hyung reply to my chats?"

My brain was processing excuses so quickly that I thought it would soon burn up and explode into (false) Cocoa Crunch.

"When I called hyung, he didn't answer my phone. Sometimes he hung up on me."

"Uh"

Fuck...this one is without argument.

At that time I was at a friend's house. What is it that I'm going to let him know about this crazy thing because a crazy kid called me?

Huh? You know what?

It's about the fact that I have a boyfriend.

Plus he's also a man.

They must definitely be teasing me until I become a monk.

Let's deal with that first.

Now I think the time has come for you all to pray for me.

"Hyung-ah"

I'm totally lost.

I'm going to die, Ilu, I'm going to die.

"Let's go clean up in the room, Xiao Lu."

Even Grandpa stood and stared at me. But it looked like he was itching to come in and kick both of us.

You probably want to know why this possessive papa doesn't mind.

Go back to 7 months ago

"Hyung, let's go."

"Huh...oh, go on."

I pulled the scarf up to completely cover my face and dragged my suitcase along.

Right now I'm at Incheon Airport. South Korea and a tall kid for my hometown of China and I'm about to faint.

The reason is that today I was going home and there was Oh Sehun's child following me!!

Even though we've only agreed to date for over two months, this matter is still kept a secret. Of course, since we're both quite famous,

And that reputation made me clearly catch the harbinger of misfortune that would soon occur.

Let me explain a little.

Oh Sehun or Sehun is the maknae of EXO, a boy band that is currently very popular. As for me, Luhan, a former member of the same group, even though I left the band, I have a girlfriend. There are a lot of clubs as well.

That is, I would like to separate the bad luck that will happen into three periods for the reader's better understanding (smiles handsomely).

Success number 1 (Which is expected to be not very serious compared to 2 and 3) As you all know, we are both quite famous and what follows is our fan club, which is not a big problem, but what follows Another thing that we singers and actors fear the most is sasaeng fans.

And we cannot know what form they or they will take. Or maybe there isn't any because no one knows much about the news coming to China this time.

Success number 2 It's my aunt. Grandma is a woman who is normally cruel and frightening. She has the ability to break the necks of chickens and slap cockroaches with her bare hands. But what is unbelievable is My maternal grandmother is always sensitive about love. There was a dramatic movie scene and the house almost ran out of tissues. If Grandma couldn't accept it and cried out, this matter would definitely not end.

Success number 3 It is an extremely difficult situation that cannot be described in words. That is, the venerable Uncle is a former war veteran who campaigned fiercely against homosexuality. I probably don't have to tell you how to succeed.

The plane is now landing.

We...have arrived in China.

I felt like my consciousness was about to completely slip out of my body, allowing Sehun to drag me along.

"Hyung..."

“Hyung, what's wrong? Your face is pale."

A hand moved to lightly touch my cheek, calling me back to consciousness.

"Ah...um, that's okay."

"Do we have to call a taxi?"

"yeah"

"Let's go. Hyung, please speak. I'll call for you."

Now I'm wondering if the person next to me isn't worried at all, even though I'm both scared and excited, and the person who's probably going to be hit the hardest is probably himself, so I can't help but worry.

"This is Sehun."

"yes?"

"Aren't you afraid?"

The tall figure paused for a bit before his wavy lips revealed a smile until his face became as sweet as ever, causing me to burst into laughter.

"No, since I've made my choice and I won't change my mind."

Guess where I am now?

It's not the house, you're wrong.

Separate bathrooms at the airport!!

After that crazy boy answered me with the most heartfelt answer, he immediately dragged me into the nearby men's restroom without caring about the eyes of the villagers. All the gratitude that had been built up was shattered in the blink of an eye with a very kick-ass excuse.

"But hyung, you have to recharge me first, hehe."

It's good that airport bathrooms are of good quality. Otherwise, it's definitely a bland job. If you've ever visited my home country, you probably know the reputation for clean bathrooms, whether for men or women. Maybe you think it's more hygienic to pee on the side of the road.

Put that matter first.

Now I'm sitting on a hard lap facing a hormonal kid who's exhausted all my energy and still refuses to put on a bag.

Hey...my life

And the result of my actions was that what was left inside of me kept flowing out and I didn't know how to wash it off. If you go out to wash in the sink, someone will definitely come in and see you. In the bathroom there were only tissues and toilet water, which were the most unreliable colors.

I would like to leave some thoughts for all men who are thinking of doing something like this with their boyfriends.

It's not fun at all! Even though you're doing it, you'll feel a little excited when someone comes into the room and brings it. But once you're done, you'll want to kick yourself for thinking something crazy.

Suddenly, the person in question reached into his backpack and pulled out a purple cloth tape...

I just found out that this kid carries something like this in his backpack.

But why did you bring it?

Don't tell me!!!

"Hyung, since we can't get it out, let's not let it out."

"I don't want it!"

Sehun didn't listen to me, but held my legs apart, revealing a hole in my back that was swollen and red from the friction. He wiped the area completely dry and stuffed a few large balls of tissue inside.

A firm hand pressed down a ball of tissue and tore off a piece of cloth tape to wrap it all the way up my back and put my pants on.

“If hyung tightens his belt, it might not come off. Then I'll take it out and give it to Hyung's house."

Ah...that crazy kid///

And then I had to sit and flex my butt in the back seat of a taxi. Beside him was an evil child who sat comfortably listening to music.

Ahhh!

Can someone please help me?

You bastard, you evil child, you perverted, obscene child who acts without thought.

How far can those two or three tissue cubes go? Answer:

If it comes out while taking a taxi, what will you tell the driver?

Huh?

T-T

“Here we are, everyone.

xxxx

Yuan."

"Hyung, let's go."

I hurriedly walked over and rang the doorbell.

Soon, a familiar voice was heard.

"Who..."

"Ama"

“Oh! It's Xiao Lu. Uncle Papa isn't here. Come in first. And that's your friend?"

"I'm Oh Sehun. I'm a fan of Luhan."

"Sehun!!"

Who would have thought that Oh Sehun would be this brave and brash?

My grandma covered her mouth with her hand and almost collapsed on the ground. Look, her face is red...

Eh! Wait a minute... Red face?!?

"Ama?"

"Oh my god! Ah Lu's girlfriend! Come in and sit down and get some rest to relieve your tiredness quickly. Grandpa just went out. It'll be cold by the time I get back. Oh! I can't believe it. Come quickly and let me see your face, son-in-law."

I could only keep my mouth open until morning flies visited the crevices of my teeth, looking at Grandma who was eager to inspect my girlfriend's face, who looked equally astonished. This can be noticed from the eyes, which can be seen many times more clearly than normal, and the sharp skink-like face shows an extreme abyss.

That kid must have thought that Mom wouldn't be able to accept it and would faint and collapse like some strange novel that some women like to read. Hmm. I think exactly the same.

Sehun turned and looked at me asking for help.

It's true. I forgot that there is someone who doesn't understand Chinese well.

"Ama"

I decided to speak up after I regained my composure.

"Huh?"

"Mommy isn't angry at you."

"Whew! What are you angry about? Mom is delighted. Besides, I thought from the beginning that I wouldn't be able to find a daughter-in-law for me. When I find a handsome son-in-law to bring to my house. I'm happy, I'm happy. But which side is Alu? Ah...but it's probably the one who receives it. How do you feel? Do you like it? Really, I can recommend a brand of condoms. Don't be afraid.

Mom will always be by Lu's side. Wow! What did I just say? Hahaha!"

I opened my mouth wider than before until my jaw almost dropped open. He looked at Grandma who had changed from normal as if she were a different person.

Ah! Please tell Grandma that Grandma ate something wrong. Or that while Lu was away, Mom fell in the bathroom and hit her head on the floor before poking the toilet and got a yeast infection in the bloodstream. Bacteria eat nerves A virus infects the brain and becomes like this.

Hohahaha, Mom, I'm sorry. It's because I was a bad son.

And thus the second tragedy passed smoothly like a sea without waves.

Only the third failure remains, which is a mirage of great difficulties that will definitely not have the same fluke as the previous failure. Ilu uses his face as collateral.

But it would still be nearly two hours before that collapse came.

Therefore, we should go into the house to calm our minds and prepare ourselves for being mercilessly slaughtered, with a glimmer of hope that Uncle Papa will be willing to listen to the testimony of my lawyer (which is Uncle).

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I would like to pay my respects to everyone who came very late because Wright was busy with exams, studying, activities and projects.

Very busy, so let me tell you, I was able to upload this much. But this semester break, I expect to be able to update again. But it's not certain because Wright has a special marathon study program that his mother arranged for him. He said one word: "Totally dead."

Thanks to the readers who came in to read and you.

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