hello again Today the writer brought a fic in between while waiting for other stories. I once put this fic in the 'fic group.
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Also, I want my friends in good children to read it thoroughly. I've been married for a long time (probably about three months).
'The Guy Next Door 15
How to seduce the uncle next door' This one is a couple.
RDJ x Chris E.
Yes, Chris E of all people will be working as a pizza shop employee. And Uncle Robert (or Jay Dao haha) will play the role of Uncle, a horror novel writer. The way of life is a bit similar to that of a caveman. The main character in this story is "Kris E". This young man will tell everyone how to seduce the uncle next door.
Or if anyone wants to try using some methods, I don't mind, haha. (Some methods the writer says are better not to use, right? -
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Method number one: gift
Hello, my name is Chris Evans. I'm going to tell you all about how I flirt with my uncle Robert next door. The first thing is that we have to start by getting to know each other first. There's no need to wonder what to do, just think that letting him get to know you briefly is enough. I start by giving something..
Knock knock (a few knocks is enough, it's annoying)
I waited for him to open the door.
"Hello, I'm Chris Evans." I extended my right hand in front of him. Waiting for reaction
He shakes hands in response, indicating that our relationship is now positive.
"Robert..Robert Downey, what's wrong with you?"
“I just recently moved into the room next to yours. If I do something that's too loud, I apologize. I'm a pizza shop employee. Here's something to eat."
He smiled silently as he took the pizza tray from his hand.
“Thank you, I don't have anything for you. I'm a horror writer. You wouldn't mind taking a few manuscripts home to read, right?" I laughed at his joke.
"It's better not. Then I'd better go back to my room."
"Thank you for the pizza."
The second method is to invite you to watch sports.
It's not difficult anyway. Because the basics of most men like this kind of thing. There is hardly anyone who is not interested. This step may be an improvement on the previous method. Well, let's get started.
Get everything ready. Beer in the fridge, snacks, food, keep your room looking clutter-free. This will let him know that you specifically invited him to watch the football match.
knock knock
"Hello, Mr. Downey."
"Just call me Robert."
“Today there's football, er, I mean soccer. Would you like to go see it together?”
"Take it."
He looked a little hesitant, but agreed.
“So Robert. Do you drink beer?”
"Yes, but not often."
"Okay, I thought I'd prepare it in case anyone came to watch, but it seems like no one is free." I pretended to look wistful.
"I'll follow you. Please give me a moment to shower." Then he rushed into the room. As for me, I came back to sit and wait in my room.
Third method: Can't find your phone.
It's not like you have to use these methods every day. There must be some distance between each other. This method, I can tell you, is very classy. He's been doing it since time immemorial. Just place your phone anywhere. But I emphasize that I must not see it. Eh! Confused? Well, if it's visible, there's no need to call. But it must be placed in a possible place. If you put it in an overturned pot, it won't be smooth at all.
"Do you have a cell phone with you?" I teased, fumbling for my cell phone in my pants.
“Yes, what is your phone number? I'll call you in. Don't waste time looking for it."
"0XX-XXX-XXXX"
The phone rang and I placed it in front of the door on the key holder.
"Okay, I found it. Thank you very much."
It's easy. This method also gives you his phone number. ❤
The fourth way is to borrow things.
It's not that difficult. But you have to have some level of intimacy to know what he likes. And what don't you like? Or you can wait for him to speak up himself. Relationships will improve and you will also gain more trust. Maybe there will be an opportunity to meet more often or have more things to talk about.
He walked me through my cramped room, which had little in it except for a movie CD he had bought many years ago.
“You like watching movies, right, Chris?” he asked me.
"Right now I don't have much time to look. Do you want to borrow it to look at the room?”
He nodded.
"This is the matter.
The Six Sense
A movie from 20 years ago!” Needless to say, he was excited.
"You can borrow it, but don't rush to give it back to me."
"I'm so considerate of you, Chris. But thank you. If I'm done looking at it, I'll take it back."
Fifth method: Something is broken.
For this step, I recommend using a light bulb as the best. Start by chopping the cutout. Don't forget this step, you know? After chopping down the cutout, turn the bulb loose so it won't turn on. For him to come fix it and he's also proud of himself.
“Chris, put the cutout down for me,” Robert, standing on the table, turned to me.
"How are you? I tried to open it.” I acted out again.
"Now lift up the cutout."
That light bulb is on.
"It's just a loose light bulb."
"You're so talented," I complimented him.
“Just this little bit. If you have any other problems, you can always call me. Don't be considerate."
"Thank you, Robert."
Sixth way: Special days to remember
There must be one day for all of us. that I think is most important And today is Robert's birthday. How do I know? It's very simple. Just observing from a relatively public website like Facebook, we were friends and I took the opportunity to look at his personal information.
Robert Downey Jr.
Have a birthday on this day
4 April 1965 (51 years old)
I sat and waited in his room. Waiting for the right moment for him to come in.
"Surprise! happy birthday"
"Totally shocked, haha." He fell to his knees.
"How do you know I was born today?"
I held up the Facebook app.
"Oh, that's it. Thank you." He acted nervous.
"Robert, blow out the cake. It's your birthday today."
He looked at the half-pound chocolate cake I had bought.
"Don't forget to make a wish before making it."
All the candles have gone out. He told me how happy he was. Because I haven't baked a birthday cake in thirty years.
Seventh way: Greeting in public
This method must use chance, fate, fate, or if not, observe his daily routine each week. There isn't a caveman who doesn't come out of a cave, right? There will be days when he goes out or spends money on groceries throughout the week.
Even though Robert is a writer, he doesn't have to go to the office. But every Tuesday evening he goes to the market. It's not far from the pizza shop where I work. Maybe I'll flash it for a while.
Robert got off the bus. He chooses to buy fruit. But luck didn't seem on his side because he was turning his back on me.
I don't really like coincidences, so I pretend to go pick some fruit next to him to get his attention.
"Oh, Chris, it's you." Robert noticed me.
"Hello, Robert. What a coincidence that we met," I smiled.
The eighth method is to invite you home.
If you're thinking of flirting with him, you should show that person your kindness. Besides letting him borrow this and that. If you happen to meet outside or in a public place You should go say hello and you should invite him back. It's not that difficult for some people, right? The bus was fine and it looked very romantic. But imagine if you had a motorcycle.
“Robert, how are you going to get back?” I pretended to ask a question I already knew.
"I took the bus."
"Do you want to go back together? I just brought my own motorcycle."
"It must be difficult for you," he rubbed the back of his neck. He likes to do it whenever he's nervous.
"Let's go back together the same way."
"Okay Chris, I owe you one more time."
The ninth method is to disappear.
I tried not contacting him for two days. Nothing much, just wanted to know what his reaction would be. Because we talked every day in Robert's room, sometimes in my room, I would probably test his mind to see how he would feel. I don't really want to think about it if he doesn't have feelings for me. He'd probably disappear. But what if he starts to feel more like me? We'll know soon..
knock knock
The sound of a knock on the door immediately made my ears perk up.
“Chris, are you there? Is something wrong?” Robert's voice came from behind the door of the house.
The tenth way: Use your illness to your advantage.
Don't be teased in this way. After all, the day you get to know each other, you're bound to be sick. I have been bedridden and haven't gone to work or gone anywhere for two days. The first pack of aspirin was gone this morning. But it didn't make me feel better.
Oh, speaking of Robert. After he made me porridge I slept with my neck folded on a sofa that was not too far apart.
The pair slowly adjusted to their condition.
"Hey, you're awake." Robert held my hand loosely.
Eleventh method Interested in what he does
I roughly know that Robert is a writer of horror novels. But I don't really read books myself. What you should do is read a couple of popular books or genres that you like. I chose the stories 'The Boy in the Striped Pajamas' and 'The Da Vinci Code' and read them all my free time.
“Can you name your favorite writer?” I asked him.
"I like Dan Brown," Robert replied.
"I've read the Da Vinci Code."
Then we talked for a long time..
The twelfth method. Alcohol
Another classic method that has been done since the father's generation. This one is very simple but depends on playing the drama smoothly. Don't let the other party catch you. You can just pretend to have difficulty walking or fall asleep.
Robert opened the door after knocking for a while. He saw me lying on the sofa looking like a corpse. Bottles and glasses were placed nearby so that those entering could guess the situation.
He carried me to the bed. I couldn't believe how strong he was. He soaked a towel and changed my shirt.
The best part about pretending to be drunk is that you have an excuse to do anything, even kiss him on the lips. And you can even use your hands to caress that beard..
Method thirteen: Make eye contact.
'Eyes are the window to the soul', everyone has heard it. There must have been a time when everyone secretly looked at me. But when he turned around, he pretended to look away. It doesn't take much, just watch your eye contact carefully. Don't forget to smile at him. But it's not a toothy smile like the one you take on Instagram. It's a smile that conveys your inner feelings.
I listened to him speak while at the pizza shop where I worked. Robert started coming here often and we would both return together on motorbikes parked outside.
Because Robert doesn't look anyone in the eye when he's talking. When he looked up he saw me staring into his eyes.
It's like there's only us in this whole world..
Fourteenth method Show off a little good stuff.
Calculate your timing well. I chose to have Robert return the movie around 9:00 p.m., after I got home from work. There was a knock at the door. I came out of the bathroom with only a thin towel and wet hair. Smooth with the head
"Hi." I opened the door and greeted him.
“Am I bothering you? I just returned the parchment."
"Not at all."
He looked at me without taking his eyes off my chest, stomach, and all the way to the bottom. This isn't a peek at all. It made me know that this plan was successful because of the next sentence..
"May I come into your room?" Robert smiled wryly.
Method fifteen: Start attacking first.
After he entered the room Robert looked at me without batting an eye. And he seemed to be starting to get a little emotional. I was wearing only a towel and walked over to Robert who was sitting on the sofa. Then slowly step one leg at a time and sit on his lap. His eyes told me what he wanted.
I kissed him, and the towel that was wrapped around my waist came off. Robert turned to talk to me.
"The people around here have succeeded in seducing me, hehe."
Mission Completed
(END)
Writer's talk
As I said before, the writer took this story from the 'Fic' group.
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I wrote it for a long time but forgot to post it. Let's just say I read the other stories first, haha. While the writer is still brain-dead, I would like to ask all readers to calm down first. Because sometimes our brains don't work every day (eh, how?) Let's just say thank you for coming to read this fic. If you want to criticize something, leave a comment below.
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