Fandom: EXO-M

Title: Practical Joke

Author: Tienkhai.m

Rating: G

Pairing: Luhan and Lay

Word Count: 1,914

Format: short story

Type: stand-alone

Notes:

This fic arose from being on Twitter and coming across these two facts. Wright mixed them together and brewed them.

w=b

'When Luhan asked Lay what he likes to eat, Lay answered that it was deer meat [lu meat].

TRANS. #FACTEXO’

'Luhan and Tao are currently in China (

Via : exonyeoshidae)’

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A ringtone sounded in a corner of the practice room inside the SM Entertainment building. The sound of footsteps slamming against the floor of the practice room indicated that there were a number of people inside the room practicing. Including the owner of the phone.

As the sound of the phone was quite distracting during the practice, the dance teacher let him answer the phone first because it seemed like there was some serious matter on the other end of the line. That's why he kept calling like he didn't stop. That if the phone were a machine gun, it would destroy everything around it.

“What do you say?”

(Yi Qing!!!) A loud cry quickly came from the other end of the line, causing Yixing to almost throw the phone away because he couldn't stand the million decibels of noise.

(Ye Ching!!!! Are you here!!!)

“Suddenly.”

(Why are you quiet!!! People are worried, do you know!!!)

“Luhan, please speak softly. It hurts your ears, you know!” Lay started to get a little irritated, so he accidentally raised his voice to give orders to the person on the other end of the line, causing Luhan on the other end to remain silent. Go for a while.

(How dare Yixing order Luhan, who is the eldest?! Or he won't buy me a souvenir!)

“Huh!? Souvenirs? What do you mean, where is Luhan?”

Hearing the next sentence, Lay's eyes quickly became alert. Lay's eyes began to look at everyone in the practice room and saw that Tao and Luhan were missing because today all the members had entered the company. Not practicing at the same time made it difficult to notice who was coming and who wasn't coming. Plus, Yixing had to devote most of his time to paying attention to his own dance part, which was quite difficult, causing him to completely forget about everything.

Luhan saw Lay start to panic about his disappearance and just laughed and laughed happily.

He...

I like that Lay is the most worried. :)

“Kickkickkick”

“Where are you now?”

“Are you worried? Or I miss you kekeke.” Luhan said it in a joking manner, causing Lay who listened to it and couldn't help but blush at his words but pretended to change the subject.

“Ba...are you crazy! I'm just worried about the comeback. If Luhan doesn't do well, it'll be worth watching. -0-///” Lay said, expecting to blame, but someone as close as Luhan, why wouldn't he see that right now? How embarrassed was he by his words?

“Kekeke, Luhan always makes no mistakes.”

“Really boastful! If you don't tell me where you are right now, I'll hang up!” Lay said in a harsh voice, urging the person on the other end of the line to release his answer, but it seemed to work because when Luhan heard the threat, he quickly confessed. All of them made Lay secretly smile until he could see the dimples on his cheeks.

“I told you already. Now I live in Qingdao.”

“Then why are you going?”

“Come on a date with Atao-ah.

w=”

Lay, listening to Luhan's words, couldn't help but puff up his cheeks in anger.

A date? -3-

“Then let's have fun on this date!” Lay said a little sarcastically, causing the finalists to sense it in his hurried tone to please a petulant little person like Lay.

(It's not fun if you don't buy souvenirs for the kids around here.)

“Who is young?! I'm all grown up!”

(Not referring to Ah Yi~ kekekeke) Lay was a little taken aback because he had fooled Luhan. Luhan was just laughing on the other end of the line.

“Old Luhan has a bad temper -^-” Lay scolded Luhan for a strange name, causing Luhan to laugh at Lay's natural cuteness. If Lay is nearby right now Luhan will fight you right away. Hahaha.

(Haha, what do you want to eat? I'll buy it as a souvenir.)

“Um…” Lay thought for a moment and then had a strange thought. Inwardly, he smiled until his eyes squinted happily at his own idea of ​​teasing Luhan. Luhan must have been very shocked.

“I want to eat.........................Deer meat (Lu meat).”

Lay responded in Chinese, causing the person on the other end of the line who could understand his native language to quickly become red-faced, spreading to his ears, and speaking stammeringly. Like I'm not acting right. I didn't think Lay would tease each other like this.

“Da...da...crazy kid! It's worth going back to see! >[]<

After practice was finished, all the members began to return to their dormitories to rest their bodies and recover from their tiredness, and the next morning everyone still had to continue practicing as usual, going around in a circle.

On the way back, everyone kept complaining about Luhan and Tao secretly going out without telling them and not inviting them, so everyone planned to tease the two of them, saying that if they came back they would pretend not to talk to them. The whole day was so scary that with this plan, Lay asked to join him in the procession even though he had just teased Luhan before but wanted to tease Luhan again. He kept teasing because he just missed his face. Luhan was so funny when he was teased that he could hardly hold back his laughter.

“Kick~”

“What are you laughing at, Yixing?” Suho, M's leader, who suddenly saw Yixing laughing couldn't help but ask.

“No~ I was thinking about something for fun.” Lay avoided saying anything and turned his head to look out the window. Suho stopped asking and turned to talking with the other members until the car drove after a while. Arriving at the dormitory, everyone dispersed into their rooms.

               03.27 am.

“Kekeke”

“Ngh~”

A sound of laughter sounded next to the ears of Yixing's thin body, causing the person who was in a sweet sleep to cry out in displeasure and tossed and turned under the blanket, sweet eyes like a deer, only able to look at the cute act. Hateful couldn't help but smile. He leaned down a little closer to the crook of his white neck and slowly His breath shot out into the white crevices, causing the person who was called the most instigating person to crawl under his blanket to escape the onslaught.

“Haha, stop it! It tickles, hahaha.” Laughter sounded loudly, causing Lu Han to quickly use his small hand to cover the mouth of the person beneath him, fearing that Lay's roommate would wake up first.

Lay, who had begun to regain consciousness, slowly began to regain consciousness. Opening my eyes, I blinked a few times to stabilize my vision before being shocked to see the person in front of me even though I should really be in Qingdao.

“Luhan..?”

“What are you saying, naughty girl!” Luhan called out to the man beneath him in annoyance and pinched that small nose until Lay's face turned slightly.

“How did you come?”

“What little kid complains about wanting to eat deer meat?” Lu Han said while smiling brightly, making the person beneath him feel so embarrassed that his face was as red as a tomato.

“Just joking here -////-”

"But I don't play here."

Luhan pretended to speak in a serious tone as he sat on top of Lay's body and took off his oversized t-shirt, revealing a rather good figure like someone who always takes care of himself, and some areas on his torso appeared to be a little muscular. It makes you realize how often the owner of this perfect body exercises.

Lay looked at Lu Han's figure without blinking and couldn't help but be startled by the sight in front of him.

“Ah...Ah...Why did Uncle Lu take off his shirt?

O////O”

“Well, Yixing wants to eat deer meat, right? Just eat it, ah-ah.” Lu Han didn't say anything and tried to push his body closer to Yixing's body until Yixing could only froze and couldn't do anything. Under Luhan's body

“Luhan, you crazy person! You won't eat it!”

“Wow! We flew to see you. I hope I get eaten.” Lu Han's two-faced words made Yi Qing so embarrassed that he didn't dare make eye contact with the person above, but clenched his small fist. Embarrassed, he punched his chest.

"I'm not eating >////<"

“Then if Yixing refuses to eat deer meat I'll eat Yixing beef instead, is that okay..?"

“No!” Yixing hurriedly refused when he saw Luhan starting to snuggle closer to the crook of his neck.

“Then we must eat venison.”

“Oh...come on Luhan...”

“Do you want to eat or do you want to be eaten~”

“Hmm? :)”

Ng~

The dark atmosphere made Lay feel the pressure even more clearly. Since there were few options at this time, Lay decided to reach out with both arms to hug Luhan's thin waist, pulling him in for a hug. Sharp fangs on firm flesh. of Lu Han until he turned his head slightly hurt but in the end he let out a smile of laughter and slowly put his hand under Yixing's thin tank top and caressed the white, smooth, soft back like he was comforting a cat. Little one now trembles with embarrassment that cannot be concealed.

Lay, who had reluctantly planted his fangs on Lu Han's broad shoulder the first time, slowly opened his eyes to see his own work after removing his fangs. Lay looked at the teeth mark on Lu Han's shoulder with remorse. Luhan saw the sad look in his eyes and couldn't help but laugh at the innocent expression of the person in front of him. Luhan pulled Lay into a hug and tightened his embrace tightly. Then he whispered soft words of comfort to his little kitten.

"It's okay, kitten."

"Because from now on..."

“Luhan will be the one to eat Yixing :)”

P.S. Ah Yi probably shouldn't have survived. 555