My name is Folk, written to improve my English by telling stories from my life. I hope you read it and have fun.

Volk is the name. I write my life experience to sharpen my English writing skill. Enjoy!

“Thisis not a story happen to me and I hope it will never do”

                     When someone is sh*ting,he’s vulnerable. He will need to wipe that rotten remnants off his ass and needa proper amount of time to get his trousers and underwear into their sockets. Withthat said, it was one of the best time to pull a prank since no one could fightback with one hand covering their d*** and an ass stuck. Now that the facts arestated, we shall begin the storytelling.

                    The story started when a guy felt amassive destruction coming while he was hanging out. Therefore, he wentstraight to the toilet. Upon arrival, he saw two rooms, one empty, so he placedhimself on a lavatory in an empty room with no hesitation. Like most toiletsfound in Thailand’s mall, the room was blocked with 3-sided walls and one exitwith gaps beneath them for ventilation purpose. The guy waited no longer andbegan to defecate.

                   Time passed as the guyrealized he got diarrhea. The dump he dropped was a mix of smelly liquid andsolid with different sizes and shapes alike. As a good citizen who has a levelof responsibility, he flushed the toilet. That was when the feast began. He sawthe water level increasing and increasing. It was nothing ordinary. He watchedas his life flashed before his eyes as the multi-state matter was gathering ontop of the toilet. He quickened his dressing and tried to reach the toilet lidin order to stop the danger but to no avail.

It was toolate.

And that,too, was as far as the guy responsibility went. The guy ran out of his room insilent as if nothing had happened. At the corner of his eyes, he caughtsomething he had forgotten; his next room was not empty. Someone was in theredefenseless from the incoming horde of lump that joined forces with the taintedwater which will flood right in through the gap. The terror that came next wasfor us to imagine as the guy didn’t interfere and escaped, seeking no return.This was not a prank but a coincidence. I wish apologize in place ofresponsible person.

Thank youfor reading.