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@kushino
2024-06-27
P'Tam, a merchant who sells bak hung papaya salad, doesn't have eyes for his troubles! offgun offgun

This story was caused by Wright's shock. I don't know what emotion caused this! Go pound a shock fic! Don't comment and ask to eat spicy Bak Hung salad for the rest of your life!

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 THEME BY : SQWEEZ 

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Poke, poke, poke!' The sound of a pestle hitting a mortar in a famous samtam shop. It is a rumor of this area. In addition to satisfying your heart, you also get a lot. And most importantly, the merchants at this shop are very spicy... White skin soaked with sweat A look of determination in his eyes while pounding The weight of the action is loud, wow, wow! The cool face of the merchant attracts customers well.

Tall, long with good knees, determined to earn a living. The gibbons and deer were delighted. And they all choose this shop as their regular shop... 'Jumphon Tam Sadet'

They say that merchants don't talk to anyone here. It can be said that those who like to read, eat this and strips of water chestnuts. I don't have a boyfriend and I'm not interested in girls. It's so famous that it's been posted here and there, but it's still not friendly and has a calm face. But no matter what, customers still enter the store.

"Bak La To Si, take the Bak Hung salad with Bak Hoi (Luk To Si take the papaya salad with clams)," the mother who took the order shouted to her son who was responsible for making papaya salad. Table after table sold like hotcakes. People who still need to come here Jao Jarot Yen had no free time, no breaks at all.

"Auntie, I'll take papaya salad with crab and fermented fish, and twenty khanom jeen, two bags of pork caps. Do you want anything?"

"I'll get some more fried rice," Gan said without looking up from his phone. Be the first customer that the merchant pays attention to. Be the first person who doesn't stare at him while pounding. This often makes the merchants surprised and secretly peek at them. After peeking for a long time, the special customer looked up and smiled and laughed... Oh my heart, it's a little tricky (

Oh my heart will love you a little bit)

"Hey, I think the merchant is looking at you."

"Are you crazy? I'm sharing this with you."

"He's never looked at anyone."

"I came for the first time, so was he surprised?"

"It's not relevant at all. I looked at you for a long time, and he got attracted to you just once!”

“Be quiet! Eat this papaya salad."

Part together

After the papaya salad was served, we were fascinated by the taste of this restaurant. Moving to work in Khon Kaen thought it would be bad. There's also a delicious Somtam restaurant. Plus there's delivery, so you can take it to the office. I said it would be better if I bought it to give to someone at work. We walked to the front of the store to order bags to take home.

"Uh, take papaya salad with crab and fermented fish. 3 Thai Salad with Egg Khem 3"

"I ordered a lot."

'Phew!' That's the sound of people turning to look...

"Uh... I bought it to give to someone in the office..."

"Oh, then please sit and wait a moment." I walked back to my seat while the people in the store looked at me and gossiped. Uh...what did I do wrong?

"together! What did I say? The merchant definitely likes you. In a hundred days, a thousand years, he never talked to anyone."

"Punpun, you pay attention, there's nothing." After waiting for a short time, Somtot finished.

"Crab salad with fermented fish and Thai salad with salted egg 3..." Kan hurriedly looked up at the vendor. I got it really quickly.

"Whose is it? It's finished. (Whose is it? It's finished.)"

"Mine."

"Come on, what's wrong with me? I'm a girl. I'm a whip. I have to hold back. I'm shaking. (What's going on with my hair? I'm a girl. You have to say it.)"

"I'm a man. And I'm not a tomboy either..." It's delicious. If you say that, you won't come to eat it.

"Mom said that he was able to talk to customers in a very cool way. (Mom said that how could he talk to customers like this)."

'Whoa!' came the sound of people turning to look again...

"Wow, I've never come out before. The customer or daughter-in-law is at a loss! (Wow, I've never come out to say this. Why did you come out? Customer or daughter-in-law now)"

"mother! I'm sorry, my mother is like this." The merchant apologized profusely... Look closely, they don't look like Isaan people at all, more like Chinese jerks...

"Uh, it's okay. I don't..."

"Then I'd like to ask for your number so I can treat you to a meal. I'm sorry." Huh...

'Gossip, gossip, gossip', the sound of people in the shop gossiping...

"Uh, I think-"

"0900910920" Ipanpan!

"....." I was stunned...

"My friend is single. I'm gone. I won't be able to get back to work in time." I'm confused. Why did you give him my number?

"Punpun you..." After leaving the shop area, I immediately made faces at each other.

"Oh, think about it. A young supervisor who comes to sell papaya salad is really cool. Plus, I've never looked at anyone who wasn't flirty. You're the first person. He's been here for three or four years. You're the first person he's interested in."

"Well I-"

"No need to argue! Let's talk!" Sigh...I'm really fed up with this friend.

part off

I managed that cute member's number and of course the line connection number. I looked at his profile picture. How cute is this person? I immediately managed to contact him on Line.

'hello'

'Uh, who?'

'My name is... Off, who sells papaya salad'

'Oh, actually we're not angry anymore.'

'But I feel guilty. What's your name?'

'Name'

'And you're also a younger sibling, so there's no need to call you that.'

'Let's call each other'

'That's okay!'

'Go to sleep, I have work tomorrow.'

'Sweet dreams, little one.'

'Good night, P'Off'

Totally embarrassed... I woke up and didn't forget to say good morning. Every day before going to bed, I don't forget to say goodnight. I just found out that he is only twenty-two years old. Now I'm twenty-six... Jumpol loves children. After that day, I talked with my younger sister for a month. My sister said that she thought I would be a motorcycle student because I sell papaya salad.

But he was surprised that I acted so well and that my additional job was to do photoshoots. I came to sell papaya salad because it was a family business.

Don't be afraid of Somtam. Love children and can't withdraw. I miss you and I miss you. We haven't seen each other for months. Why don't you come and eat at my restaurant?

"Bug-of, are you so absent-minded these days? (Bug-of, why are you so absent-minded these days?)" My friend. His name is Singto, a friend from high school.

"Is there nothing? (Nothing)"

“Heh, Siweke, people are lacking white people. Are you blind yet? (Makes a sad face like a person without white liquor. It seems like there is no survival.)"

"I love someone, but he's crazy and he doesn't like me." I'm so excited. (I like someone. But he probably won't like the answer. I've looked and seen)"

"Do you want to try and date him? We sat together for a long time. (Why don't you try meeting him? We sat and talked to find out."

"Take it like that, huh? (Take it like that?)"

"Well! Bad people of the religious group ignore me and keep growing (Oh! If the group is being ignored, I will be very surprised)"

I asked to have lunch with him and he agreed to come. Easy to eat at a restaurant near Bueng Kaen Nakhon. When not talking on the phone, he is a fun person to talk to. Smiles easily and likes to tease... Often, often, often...

Part together

"Brother Off, what do you think of inviting each other to eat?"

"Let's be honest, we like each other. When I got to talk to him face to face, I was like, "Oh wow...

"Uh... you're embarrassed." I also like you that you work all day and still come and take care of each other...

"Are you embarrassed if you have a boyfriend who sells papaya salad?"

"I'm not ashamed," I replied immediately.

"Show me you're already my boyfriend."

"Ha!!"

"Okay, girlfriend."

"Uh..."

Who would have thought that an office worker would end up with a somtam vendor? And of course, owns a condo building... And I moved in with him and cried... Please don't say I'm flammable.

"Let's come here." Right now I'm at Pee Off's shop. The shop was closed, so I stopped by.

"What?"

"I will teach you how to make papaya salad."

“Here!” I rushed to stand in front of the mortar and held the pestle in my hand. P'Off walked up behind me and then slowly put his hand in mine, the one holding the pestle. What?...It's almost there. P'Off slowly tilted his head to pretend to kiss me.

"Mother falls! Oh, Mom, I'm sorry for interrupting the cooking. I don't even see my mother at all. (She's falling! I'm sorry, Mom. Let's dig up the pounding rhythm. Well, Mom didn't see anything)"

"Nothing, Mom." Oh, there's a complete misunderstanding.

"mother! It's really annoying to see that people are going to heaven. (Mom! Why are you interrupting like this? Can you see that people are about to go to heaven?)”

"P'Off!" E-P'Off has already left.

After that day, my embarrassment still hasn't gone away. P'Aof's mother always teases me. And of course, coming to the office must be met by people you know who tease me...

"What's up with P'Aof?" He came and teased me, the matchmaker...

"No need to tease me, I'll go back to the condo."

"Khon Yoi Condo" still...

"Husband's condo!" I replied, "Is it clear yet?"

"Mmm, let's go back to Meng Pham Rak."

I opened the door to the room and heard the sound of pounding papaya salad from far away. I sneaked into the room and found my girlfriend pounding papaya salad.

"P'Off"

"What do you say? Come hug me quickly." P'Aof opened his arms and waited for me.

"This is it!" I jumped and hugged Aof. I just found out one more thing... P'Off also has a clothing brand. Really a surprise every day. I managed to pick up P'Off's phone and look at it. I met a chat and the profile picture was of a beautiful woman who greeted me.

"Who is this Off?"

"This is the person next door."

"Hello?"

"That's it" still has a clueless face!

"I don't know, but P'Off answered."

"What are your manners? I just answered yes in case I was an acquaintance."

"....." He immediately closed his mouth.

"What kind of person is upset?" P'Off said as he squeezed his mouth with his hand. No, let's not pretend, don't smile!

"Aof, are you going to be unfaithful?"

"What are you talking about? Wait a minute."

"Let's talk again."

"Oh, Mother, come here." P'Off beckoned for me to come closer. Oh! You can walk to find it.

"I don't want to make papaya salad..." Why is P'Off looking at this... "I really want to pound each other."

"Ee Pee Off!!" //cut to the lamp -.,-

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