"Myself, I am called the 'Superwoman Kopi' of the Vintage Penguin Land. Please report."

Being a superwoman isn't easy. But this Gopi can do it!!!

BlackForest✿

Once upon a time, long ago~ long time, long time like 3

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Not yet born, there is a village located in the Himalayas (Wow!!!) It is a village that is rich in various resources and has a beautiful name: village. 'Vintage Penguin' In the past, this village was often threatened by 'dragons', causing frequent village migrations.

Until now, this village has found an area of ​​suitable latitude and longitude. The villagers then made a solemn and firm oath that 'From now on, even if we are invaded For our village, we will fight with our backs against walls. For our brothers and sisters to fight with all our might, Bang Rachan, hey!! (It's as if the latter part isn't relevant)'

Villagers search for heroes to fight against the dragon. Until discovering a brave and brash girl named 'Gopi', the villagers called her ' 'Superwoman of the Dragon Land', which everyone knows that this position is not something that comes easily. Gopi had to go through heat (until his body turned black) and cold (until his skin became dry and cracked into powder) before he could occupy this position.

Gopi took up this position on a day when the sky thundered and the rain fell like the beat of a tambourine. At that time, the villagers didn't expect that a young girl who drank a can of Dog Brand milk every day and acted like a nonsense all day would walk into the village with her right hand still holding Dog Brand milk -_- but it wasn't surprising. As far as what she holds in her left hand, because it is….

Breast feeding tube!!

It is a tube that is almost as long as a sword.

J

But what made the villagers astonished was what Gopi was holding in his mouth. It was an emerald green color that looked like it was reflecting light from far away. It was definitely not the moldy bread that Gopi often ate with dog brand milk. But it was incredible because it was something that no one had ever touched before. Which is…

Dragon scales!!!

The villagers cheered and cheered that a heroine of Penguin Village had finally been born. After that, Gopi transformed from a girl to a Gopi. 'Superwoman Gopi' by default

She became a famous person in the village, who was watched and called upon to preside over important events such as dancing in front of the long drum. Mother's Day celebration, Qingming ceremony, ordination ceremony in front of the fire, tree watering ceremony (villagers think that if you are the one who waters the trees, it will make the trees flourish for tens of thousands of years), house cleaning work.

And at many other events, Tee Kopi was confused as to whether she was going to preside over the ceremony or to be a worker for him to use for free. But Gopi lived happily all this time. Talalla~

Until now!!!

“Gopi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The sound of shouting her name from far away made Gopi, who was chillingly bouncing her breasts in the afternoon, so startled that she splashed out a few drops of her breasts.

Oh Auntie, if you're going to call me this loud, it's better to throw shit in my face.

limply!

It was as if the heavens above knew Gopi's thoughts. So he immediately took some bird poop and sat it beautifully on her head.

Crazy bird!! Don't let me see you. Mom will make roasted bird noodles soon (saying this makes my mouth water)

“Gopi!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Oh! Auntie still hasn't stopped calling her name with her eight-tone voice. As a result, Gopi, who was thinking about catching a bird to make roasted bird or steamed bird with lemon, had to quickly walk over to his aunt with the bird droppings still adorning her head.

“Is there something wrong, Auntie?”

“Well, I just went to look for some forest products. Then I went to meet…”

"Oh, just went looking for something from the forest, and what did you get?"

“It's just a normal tree root fruit. But I went to see…”

"Do you have an apple? I want one."

“Yes, I went to meet…”

“Please give me the red one. If I'm allergic to another color, I can't eat it.”

“I found…”

“Where is it, Auntie?”

“shut up!!!!!!!!!!”

Auntie shouted into Kopi's ear with all her might until she snuggled into her ear and almost vibrated like a temple bell. What?! Just asking for one apple and they yell at each other? (Still don't know anything -_-)

When she asked for the reason, her aunt made a gesture of dissuading her relatives. Along with saying the phrase…

“If you say that again, I won't let you eat the apple.”

That made Gopi quiet.

“Listen to me carefully, I will meet…”

Auntie is quiet.

Gopi was quiet.

It's like your aunt is watching her reaction to see if she will interject again or not. Then he continued.

“I found a paw print!!! It was a very large footprint in the forest near the inner stream. I wonder if I'd like you to go in and see if it's true or not…”

Yes, that's bad, Auntie! (I didn't dare ask for fear of not eating the apple.)

“That it was the footprint of…”

“…” Remain quiet because right now Apple is the most important thing!

"dragon!!!!!!"

“It's a dragon's footprint!!!!!!!!”

"Hoy! Aren't you a bit shocked? It's a dragon's footprint!"

“Can I speak now?”

"Yes!"

"I'm not going to starve myself of apples, am I?"

"Yes!!!"

            “OH  MY  GOD!!!”

At the stream in the middle of the forest, really cool~

Hello, hello~

Gopi, who had been told by her aunt about the dragon footprints in the forest along the river, set off as soon as the sun set. The reason for traveling at night is because…

In the morning she is lazy.

U_U

There really isn't anything more to it than that. I'm just lazy. Haven't you ever been like this?!!!

The forest at night looks more terrifying than at any time. The more people who had to trek through the forest now alone, the fear would increase a hundredfold and a thousand times. Of course, such horror could do nothing to Gopi. She's the superwoman of Vintage Penguin Village.

Crack!

Eh! What sound?

Gopi was walking towards the bush where the sound came from. But when her hand was about to open the bush there, Gopi felt something behind her. Maybe there might be some hidden energy.

Should I turn around and look or run?

Gopi's head could only think like this.

But eh! She's a great woman, so why should she be afraid?

Gopi decided to turn his head and turn 180 degrees. To face…

"dragon!!!! Scream!”

“Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Dragon sound (similar to a dog sound, right?)

Now the dragon stood just a hair's length away (it was also a lobe of Gopi's hair). Gopi shivered, but she just kept in mind. I'm a superwoman! I'm a superwoman! I'm a superwoman!

Gopi concentrated. Just make your mind bright, clean, and calm in order to edify your mind and focus on that dragon again.

Very familiar!

The appearance of this dragon is striking. The emerald green scales look shiny. Red-orange eyes like the color of fire. And then Gopi's vision suddenly stopped in the area opposite one of his wings. It looked like it was missing a few scales, because its entire body was full of scales without missing a single square.

yes! She realized that this dragon was the same one she had encountered before. It was the one from which she got one of its scales.

It's not dead yet!

She had never told anyone this truth. The villagers never questioned him because they all thought that Gopi was a talented person so he didn't show off. But the truth is that she doesn't show off because she's not very good at it.

Gopi spoke in a trembling voice with a heart that was not beating rhythmically like a song with the wrong melody. which is a sound that…

Even the composer doesn't understand.

“ _(( and ^%*() and $%$ @@” Dragon voice

“!$ @% and (_*%” Gopi's voice

(Because the language that the author still doesn't understand On behalf of the representative of the moon, I would like to invite a person who has been close to dragons (Commado) to translate the language automatically.

"dragon! You are that dragon, right?”

“Yes, I have met you before.”

The dragon's eyes changed from scorching and fiery to becoming softer. Both Gopi and Dragon exchange glances. Gopi jumped up and clung to the dragon's arm, suddenly feeling nostalgic.

“Huh?

TOT 

I thought you had to come back.” Gopi moaned in sorrow. “Do you know? I can become a superwoman too… The superwoman I always dreamed of becoming is now a reality.”

“I'm happy too.”

“If it weren't for your help that day, I wouldn't have been a superwoman.”

“That's it.”

This same day last year

Heavy rain fell as if a durian storm had hit, causing the villagers to stay indoors. Like Gopi she also stays in the house. But it was a house with patches of holes in the roof. Gopi's condition was no different from that of Grandma Peng who had just taken a shower (and was continuing to take a shower).

It was cold and cold, and none of the villagers paid any attention to her. The house was alone with loneliness and loneliness. Never once did I receive any help from the villagers. Her life was like being left on an island.

'Sigh! I'm stressed when I think about it. What should I do to get the villagers to take care of me? Think about it.'

While thinking, Gopi reached out and picked up dog brand milk and moldy bread that he inherited from his mother before he left her. I'm going to eat it in the rain (from a hole in the roof) to create some romance in my heart.

But! When picking up a piece of bread that she had wrapped in paper (which she picked up from the roadside) to keep out ants (but never mold) It turned out that the paper she had given to wrap the bread was soaked with rainwater and some ink was smeared on the paper.

Wow! It must stain her bread.

After saying this, Gopi hurriedly unwrapped the paper carefully, fearing that the ink would stain the bread.

The ink really smeared on her bread, but only around the edges. which is the unique character of Penguin Village, vintage is the word '

D……..n’

It's unbelievable how much ink can come out of this type of writing. So what is this word? Or will it be the word

Doberman(

That's a breed of dog.)

Doorman(

That's the doorman.)

Doraemon

(That's a Channel Nine cartoon.) Oh, it must definitely be this word. The word....

          Durian

You must definitely use this word. Probably advertised it as a good thing for the village.

Gopi lost interest as soon as he heard the words and decided to tear off the ink-stained garden and pop the remaining bread into his mouth.

When the rain stopped, Gopi went out to have fun in front of the village, looking startled. She walked past a notice board and stopped to read it, looking curious. There was one sign that really caught my attention because it had pictures drawn by the villagers in the shape of a strange creature. Underneath there is a message that says:

“Wanted Dragon”

At this moment, Gopi suddenly remembered that the word on her bread was '

Dragon’

It's not durian like you think. And Gopi also realized how she would get the villagers' attention. Immediately, she went back to the small house to find some hiking equipment.

“Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~”

"scream!!!!!!!!!!!"

Now you're in front of the dragon. Yes! A green dragon also appeared in the dark forest. All she had brought with her was the dog brand milk she regularly drank and a long straw (that was reused, reused regularly), so what was she going to do with that?

The moment the dragon slammed its hand down towards Gopi. She jumped and dodged to the left. The dragon flicked its tail to the left. She jumped and dodged to the right. The dragon spits fire forward. She jumped back. The dragon spits fire behind it. She jumped towards the front. Let's just say that no matter what the dragon did, she was able to dodge them all.

Except now

The dragon was enraged and did everything at once, including breathing fire, shaking its tail, and jumping left to right, front to back (so genius).

The moment when Gopi died Gopi begs for life with the dragon in a trembling voice…

“@#@$#$%$%Y&(*%%$#*&”

Kopi

And the composer still doesn't understand the same thing as before.

“ %$ ^@@^ and ^(* and *_)$%!@!”Dragon

But the dragon knows.

Returning to current events

Gopi remembered that after she had spoken to that dragon, Made her realize that her fate and this dragon's life were very similar. She, on the other hand, did not receive much attention from the people in the village. As for the dragon, he never received any affection from the dragons in the herd because he had never once hunted food.

At that time, she and the dragon decided to exchange things. Gopi gives his shoes to the dragon. The dragon gave Kopi one of the scales on the side of his wing. Both of them took the things they got and pretended to have killed their opponents.

Until today

The dragon received news that there were human footprints near the stream, so he went out to hunt as ordered. As for Gopi, she received news from Auntie Apple and came to see. Poche! We'll finally meet each other.

“Wow! Brother Mungkorn, we haven't seen each other for a long time, and he's still not very handsome." Gopi

“You are the same, still as beautiful as ever. And when will you stop eating moldy bread? Be careful of mold growing in your mouth, you don't know." Dragon

“Oh! Brother Dragon talks too much.” Gopi

“Not too much. I wonder if the mold has already entered your stomach by now.” Dragon

Grab!!

While talking, the two of them heard a voice that was so unclear that they couldn't tell what it was. But they both assumed that it was the sound of the branches coming from the highest peak at the second base of the tree near the stream. The branch was probably about a foot in size. and was trampled by human beings

human!!!

It turned out to be Auntie Apple and several other villagers. Everyone looked panicked.

“Gopi! Can you speak to a dragon?” Aunt Apple.

"Ah..you..are you the same person as him?" Supporting character 1

"Or are you a demon?" Supporting character 2

"No, I'm not a demon or anything." Gopi said.

"bay! And why can you talk to it?” Supporting Character 3

"Why? How can you say that?" Factor 4

“Yes, how can you say that?” Character 5

“Oh!!! Well, I'm dreaming." Gopi said.

(You can wake up now. Don't sleep through the year.)

End of international news, but Na Taen~

Thank you for reading up to this line.

If there are any mistakes, please feel free to criticize me. (I've only just made it before.)

I love the readers. Kisses.