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by HUM

9:03 p.m. Rim Balcony @ 99

Old Town GuestHouse /

Phuket

Hello you

Puck...how are you doing now? I bet you're probably wandering around somewhere right now. Or maybe you just sleep stupidly. Rolling around on a soft, fluffy bed in a hotel. Or maybe you're just sitting there munching on delicious food and you're complaining (in your mind) that there's nothing as delicious as your mother's. I guessed right, right?

Having said that, I really miss Mrs. Bua and your mother's secret recipe for stewed eggs. How is it now? Is your boss still complaining about me? No one often goes to ask for free food. I don't know if you're relieved or lonely, but if I had to guess, it'd probably be the latter because I'm like one of your mother's children. You once told me that.

You said that if I were your mother's son, it would be great for us to be. "Naughty Skinny Fat Brothers"--- I remember that time. I told you, no - I won't be your brother.

But I want to be Mr. Bua's "son".

You understand what I'm trying to convey, right? I know you're not stupid. You're just pretending to be stupid, but that's okay. Stupid things, especially things like this, are things you're already smart about.

And do you know exactly what I'm doing right now?...If you've read this letter from the first line, you probably know that I'm currently in Phuket and you probably wouldn't be too surprised if I told you. Why did I come to Phuket this time? It is a tradition that every year I come here to reminisce about my crazy memories (

Of course, you must be included as well.)

You must be cursing me in your heart, right? Why didn't you come to the sea and talk about the sea? Come on! I feel a bit sorry for the pale-faced man who likes to carry an old, worn out backpack with a thin body. The skinny figure you used to say that I looked like someone who ate 7 spoons of rice a day, do you remember? You used to tease me after you watched the news about Korean stars losing weight by eating 7 scoops of rice per meal.

But you know that I didn't intend it, right? I'm being sarcastic here, but what can I do? It won't get fat on its own. It's not like you, who just takes three breaths of empty air and you'll gain three pounds of fat (this is what you said yourself). Don't think that I said it, I said it first!)

You...now I'm sitting on the white balcony of an old Sino-Portuguese building. Sitting and looking at the chubby, white girls doing hundreds of poses taking photos of the old building below. I saw this and thought of you, right? If you came along, I don't know if a hundred ac would be enough. It would probably be a thousand, maybe 10,000 ac to satisfy your heart. Well, you got the nickname. "Puck Muen Aek" has been around since school days.

And do you know why I subsided out of my room and sat on the hot balcony? Yes! Because the bathroom smells really bad. But anyway, I like this room. This room is on the third floor. I reserved this because I have a balcony. You know I'm a person who likes to look at this, look at this, and stretch my imagination to the limit.

Continuing to tell the story of the room, this room is an old room. I saw that this shophouse is hundreds of years old. So the floor is wood. When walking, I have to move like a swan because if I put my weight on hard it will shake the room below.

Do you think I should go tell the hostel owner that everything is fine? except the bathroom He must have done a bad job on the water system. I don't have any technical knowledge. You're even better at fixing lights than I am.

You used to say that I'm only good at it. Good at raving Other than that, there's nothing wrong with it.

But come on, you know I'm a lousy person who doesn't want to have anything to do with anyone, but that's it. How can there be an issue just by complaining? But when you think about it, it's better not to. You know that I don't really like dealing with people. I'll check out tomorrow and then I'll review it through the booking website. At that time, the hostel owner wouldn't be able to find me. If you tell me now, you'll get an angry stare. I probably can't take it. You know that I can't fight a person, even the dogs in your alley can't fight at all.

Talking about dogs makes me think of you. Do you remember when I was in second year, exhausted, staggering into the alley of your house (after going through the first heartbreak of my life? At that time, you walked in (secretly) and slapped the person who cut my heart. Then he came to carry my wings from the dormitory and went to drink at P'Dan's shop after university, but I had been drinking for a month and hadn't stopped.

You almost broke my wings instead.) That day, I remember that I was carrying a yellow bag that I got from the northern city after going to a volunteer camp.

At that time he teased me that “Joi, a temple kid,” I was upset and didn't speak to him for half an hour.

Okay, let's get back to the dog story. At that time, when I walked into the alley of your house, there was a house with a blue fence. Do you remember? There were bougainvillea flowers in front of the house. There was a very fierce dog. I don't know what kind of breed it was. I later learned that it was a "Bang Kaew". Suddenly it came out of the house and came to bite me. Then suddenly you came to help me by barking loudly at that dog.

Is that your way of fighting a dog?) To be honest, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when suddenly she barked at the dog while I fainted and had to call the whole family to help.

“It's so embarrassing.”

But thinking about it, it's funny. You don't know. Since then, you have been a little hero(?) who came to save lives. A "man with seven spoons" like me can survive. I remember when I recovered from fainting. I almost ate the entire pot of your mother's stewed eggs and laughed when I thought about it. Sigh! I'm rambling about the past again and I'm telling you, it's not because I'm old. But it's probably because I miss you more.

I've been in the sea city for three days and not a single part of my body has touched the sea. Aside from this pair of sharp eyes (I'm not delusional, even though I'm delusional, you once complimented me that my eyesight is sharper than a Lom Sak knife. I still wonder to this day how sharp it is and what Baan Lom Sak is saying about it.

Is he still making knives?)

As you know I'm here. I tend to hide myself in various art corners. Can you imagine the picture? A place where artists and art lovers meet. I almost forgot. Min has made a new gallery that is very beautiful. The next day, I came down to visit. Brother Min is still asking about you and is complaining a lot about why they didn't bring him. If you come, I'll cook stir-fried pork with shrimp paste.

Make pork hong and wait. You see, when I think of you, everyone always thinks of food. (You should be happy)

When Min asked about you, I was speechless for 25 seconds. I don't know how to answer so that Min can see your picture right now. A picture of a small person who isn't small traveling around Thailand, tasting food and turning it into a painting when he smiles widely and runs to give me a high five when someone presses "Like". Your page reached a hundred people. Did you know that at that time your eyes were sparkling like Mrs. Mekhala's crystal balls?

I told Min that you are now a food review blogger. Delicious page all over Thailand I still half-invited Min to press "like" button. Because if more people press likes, you'll be happy, right? Brother Min told you to come and taste the crab sauce from his relative's shop here (and then write a nice post on the page). If you really come, I'll give you free food every day. Are you interested in coming?

It's getting late now. But there are still tourists walking around enjoying the view beyond this road, decorated with little sweet-colored spotlights. It makes old buildings look amazingly beautiful, but I don't think any of these artificial lights can compete with natural light.

Today I went to Laem Phromthep and you can see the sea in the distance. Saw the bronze rays of the sun shining on the sea floor. So I couldn't resist and the sketch turned out beautiful. Do you want to see it? If you want to see it, I'll show it to you at home later in exchange for a big bowl of stewed eggs. Please tell Mr. Bua. I want to be a big duck egg like before, as big as your grandfather's.

Put in a lot of pork belly or what? Or will you use the belly belly instead?

Sure, you're rolling your eyes at me, right? You know I'm joking. “I love flowers so I tease you.” You understand, right?

Park....The weather is starting to get cold now, so I might have to go back into the room. I don't know if the bathroom will stop smelling bad or not. If it didn't go away, what should I do? If it were me, by now you would have gone around until you got a new room, or if you were to stay in this room as before, you would probably get a discount. Good or bad, you get to stay for free.

Do you know that when I'm with you? It's like I have a bodyguard and a secretary. I don't know how. It's like you come in and help me manage my life. You once said to me, Let me learn to take care of myself. Let's learn to fight people. So you don't have to worry. Now I'm better and more like a 2018 guy.

Basic life management subject 101 I should probably get out of F. I know where to go if I forget to pay my water bill, and I just downloaded the electric utility's app to check my electricity bill.

Am I good at it? I want you to praise me for being good at it. But when it comes to fighting humans and dogs, this one really isn't possible, I give up on you.

Hmmmm...it's already midnight. This letter took a long time to write. You know, I'm the type who likes to feed my emotions. Whatever I like, I stick with it for a long time. But I'm starting to get sleepy. It must be the last part of this letter. Not sure when you'll be able to read it. But what if you're not at home? I believe Mrs. Bua must keep this letter carefully.

Finally, what can I tell you? I'm getting tired of writing letters. Because when I wrote, you never replied to me (in a letter) but you know I don't like technology. You once told me to download LINE to chat. Millions of light years faster than sending a letter. I haven't loaded it yet because I'm afraid the speed will ruin some of my feelings.

You know that I'm a slow person, slow to think, slow to write (I'm not suitable for that app). There's only one thing. (You told me) "Soon" means "I'm getting old fast." I'm not mad at you, I can still tease you about being fat. (I know that you're not happy. If anyone else teased you, you'd probably eat the pate. But here I am, your seven-spoon penis. "Because it's me," he agreed.)

You'll joke about me getting old quickly. I don't hold anything against you.

I must say goodbye to this beautiful white balcony. My eyes will close. I want to tell you that we find time to meet each other. Or should I download Line and talk to you? Well, I'll try it tomorrow. I'll be able to answer you faster even though I type slowly. Because I intend to not add anyone as a lover except you alone so that I can reply to you quickly.

Good night, a ghost bit your ass.

Always waiting for you here

seven spoons

P.S. **Friend, I just saw that I wrote it wrong but I don't want to use a pen to cross it out. Just some beautiful paper. (which I bought from Min's shop) will get dirty :)

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Normally we play Ong Hoon weekly. I will upload in Joy the story of Mister Ong, but this week I want to try writing a description. There were two choices: I would write it in a way that would be like a novel. Or take it casually.

In the end, I wanted to write in a chill, relaxed style, like a friend (close friend, not dishonest) writing a letter to a friend. I don't know if it fits the concept or not. Haha. But if the feel comes, I have to write it. I can't stop ^^