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What should I do? This woman has a dick!!!
@M 4Z
2024-06-27
She's beautiful, she has a good figure, but why is she standing and peeing...I don't understand!!!! YA novels, love comedies, funny yaoi bl fanfiction

Hello, my name is Lim. I'm a high school student at a co-educational school in the countryside near my house. I'm a simple person, with excellent human relations, to the point that anyone who looks at me can become friends. Today, I came to school later than usual because last night I went to a birthday party with my new friend Mai, which is really bad for the school I study at because this school has strict rules. It's more difficult than a normal school, such as in the case of a late student like me.

Those who arrive late will be punished by the student president who came to record the names of the late students. The penalties are arranged in minutes as follows.

If it's later than the normal school time by 1-5. One hundred and fifty jumping jacks must be performed per minute.

If it's later than the normal school time around 6-10. One hundred and fifty push-ups are required per minute.

If it's too late...the student council president will be the one to give the punishment. The only prohibition is...don't cause death. Everyone probably thinks that just being late has to be this big? I thought when I first came to study until now that the school is so strict about time regulations because of the director.

He is a person who does things on time. For example, in the morning he comes out to speak in front of the flagpole. If he says he will speak for five minutes, it is five minutes. And he is good at being able to make students know what he wants to convey. At the appointed time, this is very cool. But being strict about his time is not always a good thing because if there is a teacher meeting when...

Teachers are especially anxious. If a teacher is five minutes late, the director will have to give five more tasks to do instead. If he is ten minutes late, he or she will have to increase the number of teaching sessions until there is hardly time to eat lunch or get home. Go eat dinner at home with the family and of course if you come later than that... you will be called by the director to have a private conversation. Most teachers who come late and are called to have a private conversation come out of the director's room.

Everyone will cry and keep saying that from now on I won't be late again. Even for a second I don't know what the director said, but it makes everyone in this school very organized. I am a punctual person. But not today. I craned my head and looked towards the inside of the school where there were still ten student committee members standing there waiting to check each other's names and punish them. Now if I went in I would be about ten minutes late. Got to do a hundred and fifty push-ups but..just played this game last night because last night I lost to the birthday person and got punished by doing a lot of push-ups. If I do another push-up I can't walk straight. Okay, I'll just sit and wait until those student committee members walk back into their classrooms. It's about ten o'clock now and there's no one there. I had the opportunity to walk inside the school immediately.

"Now we're alive," I said, wiping away my own sweat.

“You are two hours late and you will be punished.” The voice stopped me immediately. Haven't you all gone to study? Why are you still here to check the names? Don't you have any classes?!!!

“Have you... been standing here for a long time?” I asked a female student with a beautiful face. She kept a calm face and looked at me from head to toe.

""I don't dress properly, and I'm sure there will be a big punishment." She said with a soft smile on her lips. Is that a big punishment? This is where we're going to die, right?

“Let me go, I'm never late. This is the first time. Let's go together,” I said, giving him a shy smile. The power of good human relations. Please help my child. Please don't do anything to this woman.

".....Um....Okay," she said, looking at my face. I smiled widely before happily walking over and holding her hand.

“Thank you, thank you very much. So I'm going to study now-"

“But there must be conditions,” she said, smiling mischievously.

"Conditions? What? If you take the money, I don't have more than a hundred baht," I said, putting my hand into my trouser pocket.

“It's not money, it's something else,” she said, coming closer to me.

“What?”

.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................................”Oh!...It hurts me a little!” I shouted. He came and pressed his hand against the other person's flat chest.

"Don't tense up. If you do...it's going to hurt like this. Huh!"

“Ugh!!! Don't push in all at once, it hurts!!!” I shouted again, digging my nails into his flesh. Is this person confused about what happened? I was confused. Suddenly, that beautiful student council girl had a condition for me. That condition was to have sex with her whenever she called. At first, I was delighted that there was a woman who could only offer something like this. Where can I...

She has a dick similar to mine. I don't know if she's a man who dresses as a woman or if she's a woman later, but now I'm telling you....

“It hurts!!!!!”

.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................."Lim!! What's wrong with you? You're just walking around blankly," he added. My best friend spoke up, looking at my face confused because I had been walking around since lunch break. How could I not be distracted? I had just been raped by a woman or man, I don't know. There was blood still in my ass. It hurts. I didn't imagine it would hurt this much.

“Sigh.........“

paste!

"Are you sick? Do you want me to take you to the infirmary?" Perm asked, putting his hand on my forehead.

“I can handle it, it's nothing. It's a good thing you don't have the strength today...or else I'll definitely die," I said, gently rubbing my hand on my butt. I'm definitely going to be lazy tonight. I don't know what's so big about being like a porn star... so unkind!! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts. There will still be a face to tell me when we're done that when we meet again, who will meet again?

Knowing this, I'd rather walk into school at 8:10, at least it's just a stomach ache..not a pain in the butt. But it's good that it didn't let itself inside... If I did that, I would have called the police to arrest them right away, so I'm assuming it's already been faked.

“Are you going to the party tonight?” he asked, wrapping his arms around my shoulder.

"Party? Whose birthday is it?" I turned around and asked with a sad face.

"It's not my birthday, but today we have a new student moving in, so I'm going to throw a party to celebrate," Perm said, smiling.

“I was pretty bored when I went. But I won't come back as late as last night again. It's not worth it!” I said and immediately walked into the classroom for the next lesson.

"What's wrong with it? Plus, the way he walks is weird...is he having diarrhea and pooping until it hurts? Hey!!! Wait for me!!!!"

.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................."What do you think the new student's name is?" I asked in a whisper. Sitting happily drinking soda next to me.

“My name is Korn who moved here from America to live with my mother. Why do you ask?” Perm asked, raising an eyebrow.

“No...I'm just a little familiar with his face.” I said, clenching my teeth and glancing at the new male student who looked exactly like the guy who dressed as a woman and raped me. Pretending to be a female student wasn't enough. You also pretended to be a student council member, tricked me into luring my ass, and introduced yourself as a new student from America!!!??? That's not funny!!!!

“I'm going home, I'll wake up late tomorrow,” I said, standing up and walking away from the sofa before I heard a sound that made me want to jump in and punch her.

"Where are you going? Aren't you going to play games with us first?"

".....Am I going to let you fuck my ass again?" I said softly before turning around with a smile.

“I'm not feeling well. Please excuse me. I don't want to come home late,” I said and rushed towards the exit door, but that damned voice spoke again.

“We're the hosts..so let's send you off.” I clenched my fists tightly, wanting to punch that pretty face in half. I calmed myself down before turning around and speaking.

"It's okay. We can go on our own. Let's go."

“Hey! Taste it and let it be delivered to you. If you do this, your friend will feel bad." A tall, white-skinned man with an extremely stern face who was my classmate named Ton said while looking at my face. He was sad but I lost my ass. Do you understand me, Ton!!!

“Oh, that's it, let me send it to you. I'll get to know your house too. Normally, you send your friends to your house so you can get to know your house and hang out together, right?" Thew who was standing eating snacks on the table said while munching too much, it shouldn't have happened to me.. .Shouldn't be a good human relations person like that.

“Sigh.....Um, thank you,” I said in a bored voice before opening the door to the outside of the house and shouting out the words I wanted to say to my dear best friend who made me go home with my girl. I guess.....

“Damn my friends!!!!”

.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................................”Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... The moans you heard were not Aoi or Miyabi's in the movie.

AV

But it was my own voice. I was now in a parked car, rocking back and forth with the force of this horny chick's actions.

“That sound is so beautiful, girl,” he said, thrusting in deeply. I don't know if there was any drug in the soda or not, but every time this idiot thrust into me, I felt so dazed that I let go several times. At times I confused myself too, but it felt so good that I couldn't control my own voice and consciousness.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there

"Don't pass out just yet...the night's still going to be a long one," he said before he thrusted in a way that didn't give us a chance to catch our breath. Even though I'm enjoying it, that doesn't mean I'm going to like it, you bastard. Crazy!!!!!!!!

"Lim! Let's go eat," Perm's voice said before he wrapped his arms around my neck.

"Uh...what should I eat?" I said, looking at his face.

"Um...are the noodles good? You like this," Ai Perm said. I nodded and put the things in my bag. Meanwhile, I saw a large figure of someone standing in my student chair. I looked up. Go look before you look upset. It's my karma.

“Are you going to eat together?” he asked, smiling. Add nodded before speaking.

“Would you like to go eat together?” I asked. I immediately looked at him and winked, signaling that I was inviting him to meet your father?! No need to invite, just go and share rice!!!

“Come on, we're really hungry,” he said, smiling mischievously in my direction. Are you hungry or are you hungry for something else?!!!!

“Hey! Perm!!” A woman's high-pitched voice called out my friend's name. I turned to look before raising one eyebrow to look.

"Jane? What's the matter?" Perm asked, walking towards Jane who was standing with a look of dissatisfaction.

“Have you forgotten what you have to do during the day?” Jane asked, staring into her eyes.

"....Do?...What did you do? I don't remember..haha," Perm said while laughing dryly.

"You have to go draw a scene for a school craft competition!!! Go now or you won't have time!!" Jane said and pulled her ear until it almost tore off.

"Hey! I haven't eaten yet," Perm said, struggling.

“There's food in the club room!!! Hurry!!” Jane said and immediately dragged her away, leaving me standing with my nemesis who was trying to eat me every five minutes.

"Wow...then we'll just have to go eat, just the two of us," he said, smiling slyly. I looked at his face before thinking out loud in my heart, are you happy?!!!

at the cafeteria

"Let's go sit over there, shall we? It's just the two of us." Korn said while smiling happily, being alone because I wasn't happy so let me tell you.

"Oh, oh, oh, who is this Korn? Don't you now dress as a woman?" A woman's high-pitched voice spoke up before she walked up to face me and Korn. She had a pretty face. But this dress completely violates the rules, even the hair color is bright red. Why the director wasn't called to warn me, I don't know.

“Liu?” Korn said, looking at that woman's face with a not-so-good face. You could call it a pale face.

"And who is this...the person you fell for?" The woman said as she picked up her cell phone. Staring at Korkorn's face, his expression became even more sad than before before turning to look at mine. Why are you looking at it? It's reasonable.

“Stop messing with me, Liu. We broke up a long time ago,” he said, making a serious expression.

"Ended?...You finished but I didn't finish. I tried to tempt you for years but you ended up liking my brother like that!! Are you crazy or stupid? My money isn't strong. As much as my older brother, why don't you like me and have sex with my older brother until now he can't have a girlfriend!!!” She shouted causing the whole cafeteria to look at us. I turned. Go look before slowly backing away little by little.

“And is that tight on that guy next to you? That's why you're so addicted that you have to do it several more times??!!!” She yelled again, causing me to flinch. What does this have to do with me? Oh my god, I'm really about to leave.

"Don't mess with him!!!" Korn said, putting his hand up to protect me who was standing behind me.

“He is my person and I will not allow you to hurt my lover again!!” Korn said and stared at that woman's face. You look handsome immediately.

"Huh!!! I'm so annoyed...the butthole is better than the hole-"

"That's enough. There are already a lot of people coming to look at it." I said, walking out to face her. She raised one eyebrow and looked displeased.

"Don't interfere!! You pervert!!!" She shouted loudly. I raised my eyebrows before walking closer to her.

“What about people like you who are sexually attracted to you?” I asked, smiling at the corner of my mouth. She stared at my face like she wanted to eat my flesh and blood, then raised her hand and prepared to slap my face.

"Slap it and let's see...if the clip that everyone here took is filed against the director, who will be punished?" I said as I crossed my arms and looked at her. She lost her face and put her hand down and turned around. The man standing behind me right now

"Now let your wife cover your face? That's not manly at all," she said, pursed her lips.

“If he was a man, he would have taken you, right?” I said, smiling widely. She made a nervous gesture before walking out of the cafeteria. After that, the crowd dispersed and went to eat, except for the friends in my class who gathered around me.

"What do you mean by A Lim? Are you... what's the matter with Korn?" Ai Ton asked while looking at my face. I turned to look at Korn's face, who was looking pleadingly in my eyes.

"Tell me, what's going on with you two?" asked the other one, shaking my body.

"Well, he's my husband and I'm the wife. Is that okay? Let's eat." I said and took Korn's hand and went to sit at the dining table. As soon as my butt reached the seat, my thoughts immediately popped up in my mind. What is wrong with me?!!!Why did I do that??? Why would I say that to my other friends? What did I do?!!!

“Huh!!” The man sitting in front of me stretched out his hand to shake my hand. I looked up and saw his face giving me a big smile before he laughed softly.

“Hee hee”

“What are you laughing at?” I asked, raising one eyebrow.

"I'm happy that Lim said I'm your husband and also said that Lim is my wife. I'm so happy," he said, smiling until his eyes narrowed. How happy? It's very annoying, Father.

"You've got me, don't leave me. If you do, I'll cut that thing off so you don't have to have sex with anyone again. Just wait and see," I said and scooped rice into my mouth. Korn laughed softly in his throat before touching my cheek.

"I won't abandon a cute person like this."

“Eat your food and there is only a little time left for you to rest. Here!” I said and immediately scooped up the rice on his plate and stuffed it into his mouth.

“Take it (gently),” he said, holding my hand.

"When I told you to be gentle, you still didn't hold back," I complained before sitting down to eat my own food. After that, the news that I had hit Korn was loud throughout the school, but there was no hate because Nowadays, everyone accepts things like this, except Liu, that's the only person. Even though my relationship with Korn happened by chance, now we love each other very much in a way that I never thought that I would. I really like this guy who dressed as a woman and tricked me into raping me like this, but let's do it....

Our love has no boundaries, right?

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