one night I was very hungry, yelling, so I wanted to go get something to eat. But open the refrigerator There are only expired items. What's the point of taking it to eat? So I decided to go out and find something to eat. But I glanced at the clock. I saw that at that time it was 23.59. It was close to midnight.
Going out to get something to eat at that time was very scary. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Tao, Tao Tham Sai. Ha, let's get to the point. Because I am very hungry, hungry with nothing blocking me. So I decided to go out and get something to eat.
I walked astride my favorite motorcycle. I reached out and turned the key. But suddenly I felt a cold wind coming from behind. I looked at the dick on the left, oh my, in the mirror, I didn't see anyone. On the right, there was no one. But I thought it was because it was a dark night and the moon was dark. It must have been the waning moon as well, making the night darker than usual. So I didn't care about anything and drove away.
In the alley where I live There is very little light. Because it is an old alley that has been in existence for a very long time. There was no restoration at all. Along the way there The shrines are always deserted along the side of the road. To be honest, the atmosphere was really scary. After driving for a while, I met an uncle. You're pushing your shopping cart. It looks like they're selling papaya salad.
So I drove slowly and asked him, "Uncle, are you out of stock yet?" He said, "A side dish, side dish." No, that's not it. He said, "Somtam yaw." I wasn't bothered at all. Because I thought he might be listening to music for fun.
That uncle didn't say a word, just said, "Somtam jai" and then he set up a shop to make papaya salad for me. Honestly, I'm confused as well. That's why I came to eat at Uncle Kae's restaurant. Even though it doesn't
Make any sene(
There was no reason at all), but I didn't think anything further. Then I walked to order food.
I told my uncle that “Uncle, I want papaya salad with crab, not fermented fish, laab, and 2 packets of sticky rice. And 2 sticks of grilled chicken." The uncle didn't answer me back, but said the words "som tum cho". He said that. Louder and louder And it became more and more violent. His eyes were bloodshot. Uncle Kae seemed very angry that I had come to order him.
Although I didn't know why until I looked at it. A piece of paper next to your uncle's cart. It's like handwriting. But that ink I'm not sure if it's mouth ink or not. It has a dull black color and is slightly reddish in color. But I'm not sure if it was because of the store's lights or what.
On that paper it was written: Rules for eating papaya salad at midnight There are all rules....the rules are as follows.
1. If you want to eat at Somtam Jo restaurant. In the hours after midnight Absolutely prohibited! Order food. Uncle will make it for you.
2. While waiting for the food, do not peek or get close to the uncle. But if you don't want to go home, then please.
3.When the food arrives at the table Say what Uncle said. Without making a single mistake, for example, Somtam Jo Jo, come and eat it quickly, Som Tam Jo Jo.
4. When you have received the food. You must eat it all. And then I had to lick every plate.
5. Take the plate that you have finished licking and place it under the big tree near the cart parking area.
6. Put the money near the plate.
7. Before leaving, you must go say goodbye to your uncle. along with the words "Somtam Jo"
8. And when you leave the store Do not turn around or try to look back. But if you're not looking for a way home, here you go.
9. When you meet Uncle again during the day, you must not talk about Somtam Jo, otherwise you may never see the light again.
And that's all the rules I've read.
After I read I am puzzled by these rules. How many and strange things would there be?
But let's just do it and follow along. I waited for a moment. His uncle brought food to serve and strange music playing in the background. But personally, I think Uncle didn't want the atmosphere to seem too lonely. But after listening and listening, how can you go out and bring out the light? The atmosphere was haunting.
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So I thought I should hurry and eat so I could go back. So I scooped up some papaya salad and tried it out. You can tell it's very spicy. As much as possible. I couldn't figure out how much chili he put in. Because there was hardly any light in the store. I'll be honest, my mouth is hot right now. It's even hotter.
The morning sun is gone.
Water Where's the water? I'm trying to find some water to drink. But suddenly I was startled because I felt goosebumps coming from behind. Suddenly, someone poked me from behind. I shouted "Huh*" out of shock. I turned around and saw Uncle. What glass did you bring? I thought it must have been water.
You will definitely see that we are spicy. So I drank it without even looking down. The taste of the oil was strange, very strange, or was it poisonous water? No, it wasn't this kind of taste. It's a bit viscous and like when you eat it, there will be some lumps. Haha, what kind of water is this? Did your uncle drop mucus into the water? I looked into the water. Therefore saw that The water was very black.
It's even blacker than Oliang and it doesn't taste like it at all. So I shouted and asked Uncle: "What the hell did you bring me to drink?!" His uncle suddenly turned around and shouted. But do you know what he replied to me? It's a very painful answer. His uncle replied to me, "Somtam Jo". I'm like Uncle Mung. Seriously.
Are you going to talk like this all day? *hhhhhhhhhh* I cursed myself for a while and then continued eating. Probably hungry too. Grab some grilled chicken or something and eat it. Forgot to tell you what was on the table. Come on, let me tell you. On the table was a plate of papaya salad, 3 sticks of chicken or something, and pork and pork larb.
But to be honest, this lab has a strange taste that makes me think it's dog meat. And then 2 packets of bland sticky rice. Let's talk about some kind of grilled meat. I picked up one stick to eat. I can tell you that I've traded sticks at more than 100 stores. I've never seen a body that stinks like this. I'm about to vomit.
The smell is so strong that it sticks up your throat and there are strange hairs attached to it. Bruh, you'll vomit if you say it. So I immediately threw the mother away. I'm disappointed by that meat, so I want to go tell Mr. Laab how much I love him. I'm sorry, Uncle Mom is playing with me again. What the hell is this meat? It's so tough it could break your teeth. I thought I was using car tires to cook food.
When I saw this, I burst into tears. Everything else is fine. But Labku wouldn't give in, so I got up and took the money to pay my uncle. But I realized that the rule was to eat it all. Immediately, the atmosphere gave a tingling sensation. My hair stood on end with my instincts. It tells you to jump and dodge to the left. My body moved automatically.
After that, I saw that crazy Uncle Joe. Holding a knife, swinging it back and forth behind where I was standing. I shouted back, "What the hell is wrong with you? The money has already been paid." He replied, "I didn't give you enough, you son of a bitch." So I was like, huh? It's not because of those damn rules, is it? And wait, can you say something other than that stupid idiot?
So I asked him how much more he was missing, and he said 20 baht. My goodness, 20 baht will sever my neck. It wasn't worth it, Uncle. Say it nicely, so I gave you the money. But suddenly he stood and laughed and screamed non-stop. My hair is really ruffled. So I looked down at Uncle's bottom. I have found it!
I'm stepping on your foot right here. So I lifted my foot. So he stopped screaming and said "It's time to deal with those people who don't follow the rules." Then he picked up that lousy I-Me-Eto from nowhere. Or does Uncle Mom have a Doraemon bag? And after you said that, I ran. What are you waiting for? I ran to the table to grab the keys.
But a sharp object flew only 0.6 centimeters past my face. Damn, this stupid rule is really harsh. When I got the keys, I quickly ran to my friend's car to escape. But the car's tire is flat. Flatter than A4. But then who will be interested? So I inserted the key and quickly put it in gear. Twist completely.
I thought to myself that I might have survived. So I turned around and looked. I saw that the house shop looked like a place that had caught fire! That uncle? Where has it gone? I looked left and right and couldn't find it. So I thought that we would really survive, but in my heart I was secretly afraid that he might be crazy enough to chase me.
And the things that mothers fear often come true. I saw him running on all fours like a dog. What kind of crazy person is Uncle Mom? Run after a car driving at speed. 100 km/hr. Can you make it in time? The picture you see is really scary. With no choice, I thought I should go to a place with a lot of people. So I turned to Soi Rerngrom. What should I do?
The alley is lively at this time. So I went straight to the building where there were a lot of unnies and turned around to see that there was no sign of them. So I got out of the car and walked to the bar next to the unnies' building. But one older sister said to me, "1500 baht, are you interested?" Since I was afraid and angry, I brought it so I replied, "
Oh my gosh, I just encountered something bad. Who would have feelings like that?” The older sister said back. "Ah, I see that you're handsome, so I'm giving you a discount of 1200 for 2 rounds. Are you interested?" Oh my goodness, aren't you going to ask me how I'm doing? So I replied, "Brother! What are you waiting for? Let's go.
If it's possible, I'd like to stay the night, so I'll give you a big tip♥♥" And that's how it ended. I have nothing more to tell. I'd like to go find some papaya salad to eat.
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