It’s Valentines, Will You Rent Me?【七夕，你租了吗？】
Author: 云过是非
English translation: Oneshot: It’s Valentines, Will You Rent Me? – DMlations (wordpress.com)
【Insomniac God】：Tomorrow is Valentine's Day! May every couple become brothers and sisters!!!
【Love is Too Gentle】：But it seems that the older sister-younger brother genre is popular right now.
【Invisible Mo】：Eh? Is the older sister-brother line becoming popular? Then I want them all to be sisters and brothers~
【Insomniac God】：I thought I was the only one who was cruel, but it turned out.
F
It's like you guys are even worse!
【Flirt until it hurts】：Oh, here. Tomorrow is Lord Devya's birthday! And coincidentally, it's also Valentine's Day [1]!
【Love is too gentle】：
OMG!
Thepya!!!! I love him the most. I'm his biggest fan!
【Invisible Mo】：Right now, is there anyone who isn't his biggest fan?
【Fake】：Someone in our building is holding a recycling event [2] for him. Will you all come down tomorrow and listen?
【Love is too gentle】：Recycle? Thepya is a writer, right? He's not good for radio drama.
【The Insomniac God】：He's too loud. If Lord Thepya goes with you I'll go too!
【Fake】：In order to read Lord Godya's novel I've been up late for three days. I didn't update my novel in those three days and nights!!!
【editor
XO】：
Do you feel that is very honorable?
【Fake】：It's an honor to love Lord Godya!
【Love is too gentle】：Oh~ Oh~ Fake one, the person who posted above is Campion!
【Fake】：………………Good night, Pianpian! Good night, Campion! Campian, bye!
【Love is too gentle】：Wow.
【editor
XO】：
Hello, sir! Good night, my dear! Goodbye, sir! Have you updated your novel yet? You still dare to say that you haven't updated your novel in three days, you bastard! There is only one thing that can be said about the goddess. Lord Godiya! Do you know how quickly he updates his novels? His hand speed is 10,000 words per hour! Per hour, not per hundred hours! He never stops updating.
Haven't missed a beat in the past three years! Not three days, three days! But it's three years! If he wasn't a god right now, it would be strange. But you guys, you guys! The only thing you can do is stop updating! Today the game will stop updating. Tomorrow Sai Lom will stop updating. One day after tomorrow, Rain and Lightning will stop updating. And after that, Grandma's new wedding will stop updating!
Even your love lives will stop updating!!!!
【The Insomniac God】：……………………Campian I've been reading a lot of Sherlock Holmes lately, and based on my logical inferences, I guess you were left behind. So you're not feeling very well, are you?
【editor
XO】：
Your grandfather was abandoned!!!!!
【Flirt until it hurts】：......Pianpian From the way you speak I'm going to think that you're an angry person. The image of you being the offensive king in my heart has shattered!
【Love is too gentle】：Receive the anger 1
【editor
XO】：
I'm angry at your grandfather! Take your grandfather! Your grandfather was abandoned! Lao Tzu [3] is proactive!!!!!!
【editor
XO】：
Wait a minute! I'm not pushy! Not accepting! I like women.
【Insomniac God】：You don't have to explain......
【Flirt until it hurts】：Explaining means concealing......
【Love is too gentle】：Concealing means it's true......
【Fake】：So......the truth is Has our currently angry Campion been left behind?
【editor
XO】：
Fake man, your grandfather! Go update your novel now! If you can't write 25,000 words today, I'm going to knock on your door! Please be careful!
【Fake】：......Please don't! It's now 11:00 p.m. and there's only an hour left until tomorrow! Even if you were a Godfather, you wouldn't have the speed to churn out 25,000 words in an hour. That's challenging the fate of our world!
Xiao Xiao was so angry that he left the writer's group. His writer really dares to argue with him?! It's all because of that idiot who "forgot to take his medicine"! There are gods with crazy names like that.
When it comes to “Forgetting to Take Medicine,” he is truly a great writer.
The year Xiao Xiao became the editor He combined the first and last letters of his name to create the editor's name. [4] As a beginner, He is brave and ready to do anything. And that's when he noticed someone. The person's writing is interesting. Reading his descriptions and storylines is like riding a roller coaster. And most importantly
He is an unsigned writer!
Xiao Xiao had just graduated and had no work experience. So he didn't know that most heavyweight gods wouldn't sign contracts. Therefore, he eagerly tried to persuade Godya.
Forgot to take medicine, saw the little editor not paying attention to the ship's eyes and came to talk persuasively himself. Originally, he could just block the message. But this editor's name is really funny.
XO [5]
really! So he added the number.
of the editor as a joke
After that, the Goddess displayed an evil expression [6] and tricked the little editor into running around himself. The little editor eagerly and patiently explained every section and note in the contract. And Devya herself had hinted that there was no problem with the contract. But......just thinking about it, I already know. Thep Ya secretly ran away.
The little editor waited patiently for the drug god's promise. But he didn't see that contract for a whole month. He waited until one day. When his co-workers unwittingly discussed the famous medicine god he knew, In fact, Forgot to take medicine. This person is an unsigned writer.......
Xiao Xiao knew that he had been teased. If it were someone else They would definitely swallow this grievance. But Xiao Xiao was already easily angered, so he opened it.
Search for username forgot to take medicine Double-click that name. Then forgetting to take medicine becomes an editor's emotional waste bin.
XO
When he met a leading writer He had to find a trash can to complain about. When he met a high-ranking publisher He had to find a trash can to scold. When performance deteriorates When to attend a meeting and even when the internet freezes He had to find a drug god to use as a trash can. This is called an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. You've teased me before. Now I'm teasing you back.
I just forgot about this medicine man and didn't think that he was being disturbed at all......
【editor
XO】：
Come out here!
【Forgot to take medicine】：What happened?
【editor
XO】：
Because of your novel My writer hasn't updated his novel in three days!
【Forgot to take medicine】：Oh? So......do you want me to take responsibility?
【editor
XO】：= =
【Forgot to take medicine】：Do you want me to take responsibility by getting married [7]? I can marry you. But if it's someone else, forget it.
【editor
XO】：
Your grandfather
【Forgot to take medicine】：Please be polite.
【editor
XO】：
Can politeness be eaten?
【Forgot to take medicine】：No. But I know what you ate today.
【editor
XO】：
Funny, you know what I had for dinner.
【Forgot to take medicine】：I know.
【Forgot to take medicine】：Gunpowder [8]
【editor
XO】：= =
【Forgot to take medicine】：Please tell me. Who made you angry? Were you abandoned?
【editor
XO】：艹……
You know that too?!
【Forgot to take medicine】：Of course. I am Sherlock
【editor
XO】：= =
Bragging! What a bragging!
【Forgot to take medicine】：I'm more considerate than Sherlock.
【editor
XO】：
No! There's definitely a traitor in my writing group!
【Forgot to take medicine】：......You're quite clever. There are a few of my fans in there.
【Forgot to take medicine】：But the main issue is what kind of gunpowder did you eat?
【editor
XO】：......
【Forgot to take medicine】：Please tell me.
【editor
XO】：
I have a childhood friend who I grew up with. And we were very close. But after he made new friends at university, we stopped communicating with each other. But! today!!! His friend also came to me to show off! And may I not disturb him again! We haven't been in touch for three years. Damn he's annoying!
【Forgot to take medicine】：Oh......
【editor
XO】：
Is that all?
【Forgot to take medicine】：Find a more handsome boyfriend and show it off to him.
【editor
XO】：
Where is it easy to find something like that?!
【editor
XO】：......
【editor
XO】：艹……
I'm a man! Why are you looking for a boyfriend?!
【Forgot to take medicine】：Your childhood friend is a man. You like your childhood friend. So you like men?
【editor
XO】：!!!
Because I used the word “him”?
【Forgot to take medicine】：What is my plan? You go find someone more handsome than him and show it off in front of him.
【editor
XO】：
Stop changing the subject. And you still think that men are handsome? Will it fall from the sky like hail? Where can I easily find a handsome man like that?
【Forgot to take medicine】：I already have one. You can rent him out for Valentine's Day.
【editor
XO】：
Who?
【Forgot to take medicine】：I
【editor
XO】：艹……
You're not trying to compare who's more brazen with me, are you?
【Forgot to take medicine】：I'm very cheap. Just feed me one meal. I will be yours for one day. You can also give free French kisses.
【Forgot to take medicine】：No......Overnight is considered separately. One meal isn't enough.
【editor
XO】：
Where is your lower limit?
【Forgot to take medicine】：has been deleted by you.
【editor
XO】：
It's really difficult for you.
【Forgot to take medicine】：One word, hired or not?
【editor
XO】：
hire!
【editor
XO】：
But it depends on you being handsome enough!
【Forgot to take medicine】：Cash on delivery.
Xia Xiao stomped his feet. Even though it's August But the fall season has already begun. So when the wind blows at night The weather is therefore quite cold. He stood in the corner of the restaurant parking lot. The guy who forgot to take the medicine said he was stuck in traffic and would be there in 5 minutes.
to save face Xiao Xiao had to be patient. It wasn't like he could go in alone first. So he could only stand and wait outside. Then pretend to be a couple walking in.
Xiao Xiao looked at the moving second hand on his watch as he prepared to chastise the Medicine God for his crimes. But as he lowered his head Someone shone headlights at him. Then a black Mercedes pulled into the parking lot.
Xiao Xiao was about to scold him. You think you're cool because you drive a nice car. So you can get one and shine a light on the villagers whenever you want? But the driver's window of the Mercedes rolled down. And the man sitting on the driver's side smiled faintly. Give it to Xiao Xiao “The product has arrived. Do you think he's handsome enough?”
Xiaoxiao looked down at his T-shirt, shorts, sports shoes……then at the shirt and suit pants the man next to him was wearing, and couldn’t help but gulp. The female employee smiled sweetly. “This is your private room, please.”
When the door opens Xiao Xiao heard the woman say, “Ugh, I bet that disgusting gay guy wouldn't dare come! Even better if he doesn't come. Otherwise, he will bother my Azan again~”
Suddenly, the man next to him held his hand. Then he opened the door and smiled. “Sorry I'm late. I will prepare this meal myself.”
The private room immediately quieted down. The man held Xiao Xiao's hand as he walked in. Then he pulled out a chair and gave him a plate.
All of the man's movements were extremely gentle and graceful without feeling awkward in the slightest. As if it was normal for him to do that.
It wasn't until he sat down that someone smiled and broke the silence in the group. “Xiao Xia, is this your girlfriend? You're really cool, he's so handsome!”
Xiaoxiao cleared his throat. “Of course. Can't you see who he belongs to?”
“What does your boyfriend do for work? He looks very rich. I remember the brand of this shirt. My husband really liked it. But he couldn't buy it.”
“Uh......he......”
Xiaoxiao was stunned. He only knows that he forgot to take his medicine as a part-time writer. Other than that, I don't know anything else.
And the man said: “I really lost my manners. who forgot to introduce myself I'm Kuang Jianfan. I own a small company.”
“Whoa! You are the boss, that's awesome.”
“So, how long have you guys known each other? Before, I thought Xiaoxia would not be able to find a girlfriend and get involved in a scandal instead……”
"Hoy!"
“Why are you insulting me?! Uh......no......I didn't mean......"
“It's okay.” Guang Jianfan maintained a perfect smile. I didn't see the slightest trace of anger. “I know about Xie Xia's past. We have been together for three years.”
“Pud—just! Just a few, just a few!”
Xia Xiao drank a swig of beer and spat it out as soon as he heard the word “Xia Xia.” Guang Jianfan quickly picked up a handkerchief and helped him wipe it off. This sparked loud laughter from the group as they all complimented how attentive Guang Jianfan was.
As Guang Jianfan scooped food onto Xiao Xiao's plate. He talked with unknown people at this table. It was as if parties like this were his specialty. He can handle social interactions with ease.
Guang Jianfan said. We've been together for three years. And there's also a very romantic first meeting.
That year, the man surnamed Kuang was just beginning to become famous in the literary world. Many websites and publishers wanted to sign with him. But this man really didn't care. And the writer's contract was too disadvantageous. He is a businessman. Why wouldn't he know how these types of contracts work internally?
Then a little editor came in and tried to convince him to sign a contract. The man was only teasing him. But this little editor explained it to him carefully and patiently. It made the man know that this little editor was a rookie who had just graduated. Full of enthusiasm and confidence
After that, the little editor finally understood that this so-called god-man was really deceiving him. And even though he had been patiently explaining everything to the gods all week, But he was really being teased. The little editor didn't do what he was expected to do. Like blacklisting or cutting all ties with him.
Or criticize them for their bad habits. Instead, make him an emotional trash can. Every time something annoys or makes him unhappy. The little editor would pour everything out on him.
“Oh~~ After all, you were impressed with Xiao Xia, right?”
“Yes.” Guang Jianfan nodded and admitted honestly. “So I thought maybe I was starting to like this little editor.”
After that, the man searched for the publishing house where the little editor was working, according to the contract. Then secretly looked for the editor named Xiao Xia. The man would drive to the publishing house every day after work. Finally, one day the little editor was waiting at the bus stop when a colleague greeted him. And that was when the man knew what the editor named Xiao Xiao looked like.
Therefore, the man went to the publishing house every day to lurk. When the little editor pointed at the Mercedes outside the publishing house and said that the driver must be very rich? Only Heaven knows how nervous that man was. Even though the editor is looking at the car, not the driver.......
The man wanted to get close to the little editor. But he didn't dare find out too quickly. Because he was afraid that the little editor would avoid him because he was a man. And he's gay......so he sent long-lasting vacuum-packed food to the publisher every few days. He guessed that the little editor thought the food was sent by a careless writer. Forgot to sign the package
“Gong Gang!”
Xiao Xiao's chopsticks fell on the ground. Guang Jianfan got up and walked out, asking for another pair of chopsticks from the employee and handing them to Xiao Xiao. The other party received the new pair of chopsticks in astonishment.
He had actually received candy from an anonymous sender many times. and even frantically said that it must have been sent by some idiot who forgot to sign it. Then he generously shared the snacks with his co-workers.
And he pointed at the black Mercedes that had been parked in front of the publisher all year and complained. Why is this car always parked here? To provoke us? I really hate collectivists!
And he knew this god who had been teasing him for three years.
It's just that Xia Xiao didn't know that this god who he had treated like a trash can for three years had secretly loved him for three years......
“So romantic! Sigh, if we weren't gay, how would we fall in love like this?!”
“What about your husband?”
“Oh, I just thought.
BL
So cute. In the next life, I want to be born as a man. My husband must still want me!”
“You really want to change into a man?! Big sister, you shocked me like I was struck by lightning from heaven!”
“Go and die!”
【Forgot to take medicine】：How is it? Have you shown off today?
【editor
XO】：......
Why are you using the phone?
【Forgot to take medicine】：I haven't gone home yet......
【Forgot to take medicine】：I promised other people that I would go see their recycling. Will you go?
【editor
XO】：
I'm not going. I'm sleepy.
【Forgot to take medicine】：If you say like that. I'm going to think you're mad.
【editor
XO】：
Your younger sibling! I'm not going!
【Forgot to take medicine】：Okay, if you don't go, I won't go.
【editor
XO】：......
【Forgot to take medicine】：Today I rented myself to you. Did you forget? It's only 9:00 p.m. and there are still a few hours left.
【editor
XO】：
Your grandfather
【Forgot to take medicine】：Why are you cursing at me again?
【editor
XO】：
I'm in a bad mood, I just want to scold you.
【Forgot to take medicine】：I know why you're in a bad mood.
【Forgot to take medicine】：Now are you thinking about whether what he said at the party was true? Has he really secretly loved me for three years? Or is it because I rented him for Valentine's Day? So he said those things to make me look better?
【editor
XO】：
Stop being so narcissistic.
【Forgot to take medicine】：It is understandable that the medicine god would be narcissistic.
【editor
XO】：
Get over it.
【Forgetting to take medicine】：That's not possible. It wasn't easy to get here. If I hadn't met you So my no-fee rent won't go to waste?
【editor
XO】：
What are you talking about?
【Forgot to take medicine】：Open the door.
Xiao Xiao stood up from the computer. He thinks it's funny. Let me open the door? Don't tell me that Guang Jianfan is outside the door right now. How is that possible? Must be joking again. But he still walked out of the room. through the living room Then he opened the door with a slightly trembling hand.
The man wore a handsome suit shirt and pants. He held a phone in one hand and a bouquet of roses in the other. When he saw Xiao Xiao open the door He smiled and said “I have loved you for three years. It is not easy for me to open up the opportunity to rent more. When you rent me I can do housework and earn money.
Kiss passionately and act as a bed warmer. And most importantly I am handsome and honest Would anyone be willing to rent me?”
Xiao Xiao pursed his lips. For a moment, he felt like his eyes were about to cry. He cleared his throat, glanced at the man in front of him and said. “This guy is really narcissistic.”
“One word, rent or not?”
“Don't rent......the rented item belongs to someone else. I'll take the whole package. You are mine.”
【The Insomniac God】：Friend There's no need to wait! Lord Devya said that he would not participate in recycling today.
【Fake】：Why!!!!
【The Insomniac God】：For happiness~for~his~life~ Lord Devya says he will be very busy tonight. And he will compensate us another day......
[1] The original phrase is “七夕” (Qixi). The 7th day of the 7th lunar month is considered Valentine's Day in China. It is a day when young cowherds and weavers are allowed to meet each other.
[2] Activities for reading aloud poems, poetry, and literature.
[3] LaoZi (老子) :
Literally translated, it means a person who is in old age. (informal) Slang used by teenagers when wanting to elevate their position above others. and implying that they should be respected/not bothered about them (Because you should respect the elderly)
[4] XO
come from
Xia Xiao
[5] XO
is kisses and hugs by
X
is a kiss
O
It means a hug, or it can mean a smiling face or laughing hard.
[6] "Black belly"/ 腹黑 (fu hei)
Literal translation is black belly. It is a general word used to describe a person's personality. Often used to refer to someone who is secretly evil/cunning/manipulative behind the scenes.
[7] The original phrase is "以身相许", which means offering yourself as a marriage partner. This is usually to return a favor or repay a debt.
[8] Eating gunpowder in Chinese is a metaphor for being very angry. The Thai expression is "eating a hornet's nest".