character

Bunny the Demon King, a rather bland blue rabbit.

An army of carrots that look good but are really abysmal.

A courageous person who is serious but likes to think too much to the point of not being fully conscious.

P.S. The following content is pure glue. Please remove your brain before reading.

If talking about the devil's house

The atmosphere was uncomfortable as rain clouds covered the sky until it was dark. It comes with fog completely obscuring the view. In front of him was a black castle standing tall. Surrounded by the Lake of Death and the entire area was filled with dry forests devoid of life. It should be like that

“Soldiers can fry bacon.”

The sound of carrots with tiny limbs They are sitting and cooking together in the wide area. There is a building in the background that looks like a two-story house with a bacon pattern. Surrounded by an army of carrots working (maybe), and on the front porch was a throne that looked like a pink gamer's chair.

As for the atmosphere, it is filled with warm, shining light. The ground was covered with lush green grass and dotted with large trees.

“Yes, boss.”

Carrot's subordinate replied. before taking out a plate of bacon Then use your other hand to hold your friend's head and press it into the pan.

Saaaa!! oil sound

“Um, very good.”

“I feel hot on my face. Please give me a cool towel, friend.”

The subordinate whose head was pressed into the frying pan spoke in a calm tone. Before a friend sent bacon instead of a cold towel

Saaaa!!

And then fried them all together like that.

While the soldiers are enjoying their leisurely activities on a sunny (clear) day, everything is coming to an end. Because the scouts were now rushing towards the Demon Lord's castle.

Pukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

The sound of shuffling feet at high speed. Like a Chihuahua dog jogging on a green road. causing friends to turn and look The carrot soldier who had been fried along with the bacon raised his head. before looking at it with a face that was almost ripe Then use a cool cloth to wipe it back to normal.

“Too bad everyone. Brave people are coming this way!!”

The voice of the soldier who came running to tell the news was heard. All the carrots stopped and stopped their activities. Then there was an expression on his face, eyes wide.

“Aw, everyone hurry up!! We have to let the heroes know the horrors of bacon.”

When everyone heard that, they began to fry food. The carrot that had been pressed down by a friend had just recovered and was hit again.

Saaa!!

“My face is hot again, friend. Please give me a cool cloth.”

“Alright.”

The friend who grabbed his head and fried him spoke in response. Ready to add a new plate of bacon to the pan.

I'm amazed!! There was a loud sound of the door opening on the balcony. Revealing the body of a terrifying demon lord (maybe), it had two long, erect ears. Blue outside, light pink inside. Comes with a smooth, waist-length hairstyle that's the same color as the outer ears. On the forehead, there are bangs with a carrot-shaped clip near the left temple.

The face has large, round eyes shaped like a white rabbit's head. and was complemented by dark black eyelashes that curled just at the tips. The top has black eyebrows, not very long, curved together in the middle. Comes with slender lips under the nose that are not very prominent. All of this is on a round face that looks soft and supple.

All of a sudden!!

The Demon King's little arm waved in front of him, causing the black skirted dress to flutter with the force of his arm. before she roared out in a small screeching voice like an extremely fearful child (maybe)

“Show me the horrors of Demon Lord Bunny, this is not bacon.”

As she finished speaking, the Carrot Army members turned to look. before he tried to walk bravely and stretch his chest Then he went in and sat with his legs crossed on the throne. Then lean your right elbow against the armrest of your chair. Next, he clenched his fists to support the soft cheeks that were tilting towards him.

So cool!!

The sound of the cheek slipping into the fist. Causing the little bugger to tilt more than before until he lost control. Then the world began to tilt along with the gamer's throne and chairs.

Chrome!!!

The loud sound of falling sounded quite painful.

“Ah, oooh~ Na..where…here, the brave one?”

His voice trembled because of pain. Before the subordinate next to him grabbed the throne and set it up. As for the leader, he let him lie with his face kissing the ground like that.

“Wait a moment, madam. I'll send someone to pick you up.”

The carrot beside him spoke to the mistress. Now she was trying to crawl up and sit on the throne.

“Wow..very good”

The Demon King tried to sound scary.

But do those who dare to invade still have to send someone to pick them up?

Not much time has passed.

At this time, the heroes and holy women with all sorts of slapstick powers had arrived.

“Eh~~Why is the Demon Lord's castle so lame?”

The girl who accompanied the hero said disappointedly. While sipping tea with dessert like fried bacon (Dessert) And her expression didn't seem distressed at all. It was different from the other person who was making a face, eyes wide and sweating profusely.

“Oh, that's not true!!!”

The brave man stammered as if he couldn't believe what was in front of him. This caused the holy woman to secretly look at her with eyes that said, What is it?

“What is not true? Oh, I must be disappointed.”

“No, this is clearly a trap. The fact that we easily pass through obstacles Plus being welcomed so well was too strange. It's definitely a trap.”

Phew!!! The sound of a brave man getting hit on the head

“A trap for the brave father's house!!”

The truth is that there are no traps at all. And with these words, Demon Lord Bunny turned to ask Carrot next to him. In a soft voice,

“Do we have traps in our house, soldier?”

“There isn't any, trap. Because our castle only has food, mistress.”

“Um, I understand. But I'm the Demon Lord, right? So why invite a hero?”

“Because if we don't invite brave people, it will mean that we have to invite those who aren't brave instead.”

At the end of this sentence, our Demon Lord's face remained silent for a while. Her brain was processing whether it was a joke or not. And those little eyes I started to look up.

“Oh, really, I understand.”

He replied that he understood with a dry smile. Because the truth is, I don't understand anything.

The mistress was sulking and the subordinates were stunned and making jokes.

All at once!!

The voice of a hero rising up and drawing his sword pointed towards the Demon Lord. Before speaking out bravely without fear of anything with carrots frying bacon without a care in the world As for the Demon Lord, he was sitting and watching, smiling dryly. With a look of wonder on his face Until his wide eyes blinked more frequently than usual.

“We, on behalf of Hero Leo, will not allow you to do as you please any longer. including turning rivers into chocolate Kidnapping an entire kingdom of orange fish Making villagers eat bacon instead of potatoes A bad story Your things have to end here. Demon Lord Bunny Jangka...Jangkao..oh~~"

The one who dared to proclaim the evil of the Demon Lord. But when he called his name, he seemed to forget something. causing the young woman who came with him to stand up and hand him a piece of paper Then he went back to sipping tea to let the young man tell him the Demon Lord's name.

“Devil Lord Bunny Jungkanot Badfram Hale Aramiasia Athenia Lord Garet After Time-” Let's just say that the name was so long that the Demon Lord sat and listened in confusion. minute

“Is our name really that long, soldier?”

She whispered to the soldier to be sure. Meanwhile, the hero was speaking a long name like he was reading an essay. The Carrot Army continues to make bacon.

“For the image of the mistress. I have proclaimed a terrible name for you humans.”

“And what is that name?”

Demon Lord Bunny asked curiously. But the atmosphere around his subordinates became frightening. Because his eyes were serious as he looked ahead like a beast staring at its prey. Then from an ordinary body with slender arms and legs It suddenly exploded into a huge muscle.

He then released a terrifying black aura. Even the Demon Lord must have been shocked by this look of determination. And the name is so scary that it has to make a carrot like this.

“A name so terrifying that this world still has to subdue its mistress. That name is Demon Lord Bunny-chan.”

The whole house is quiet. So what's the point of acting so scary!!!

“Bunny-chan, it's your house!!!”

The holy woman's voice slammed loudly on the porch. While throwing a teacup, it hit a muscular carrot head. As for the brave ones, they still haven't finished reading the slightly long name of the Demon Lord (it's a little long).

“Uh..so who dares to say my name that long?”

Demon Lord Bunny asked his subordinate who was hit in the face with a teacup and fell backwards. When he heard this, he immediately stood up and answered,

“The Demon Lord's name must have been passed on through word of mouth. Perhaps your name is slightly misleading.”

“Is this what you call a slight discrepancy?!!!”

The holy woman continued her duties and threw things.

Pork!!

The muscular carrot next to the Demon Lord was hit again.

“Favram Antibunny-chan.”

The hero finally finished speaking the Demon Lord's name.

“Let's decide, the evil Demon Lord Bunny Jungknot Badframe-”

Phew!!

The voice of a hero being slapped on the head by a holy woman to stop him from saying the Demon Lord's name. Otherwise, this nation will definitely not go anywhere.

“You don't have to say my name!!”

“Ah, um.”

The young man named Leo responded as he began to take a fighting stance. The Carrot Army immediately responded by continuing to fry bacon. As for the Demon Lord, he got up before slipping and falling headfirst. Then stood up again to act cool by stretching out his chest and face with tears streaming down his face. And he was shaking from holding back the pain.

"It doesn't hurt one bit."

“It hurts clearly, it hurts clearly.”

The Holy Lady continued to do her duty well. (So ​​the holy woman is responsible for making jokes?)

“Soldiers, show the power of the Demon Lord Army to the braves.”

Bunny-chan started giving orders with her thin, pink lips. It made a cute, low sound like a little child playing as a general. And the round eyes under the small eyebrows Dark black also shines It's like he's proud of his own greatness.

“Understood, madam.”

The soldiers responded and stopped frying bacon. As he hurriedly ran in an orderly line. As for the carrot that was pressed and fried by a friend, he wiped his face with a cool cloth. Make it disappear and return to normal. Until the holy woman and the hero began to have serious expressions on their faces.

"Now, Bunny's army."

The Demon Lord said something and started to smile. But instead of being scary, it looks more adorable. Then he spread his arms out to look grand. Before giving the most decisive command:

"Left soldier turns"

All at once!!

Soldier Carrot's voice turned to the right.

“Hee hee hee, what about our powerful army? Scary, isn't it, brave one? Hahaha.”

The little Demon Lord continued to speak in a small, high-pitched voice. He didn't notice that the soldier had turned in the wrong direction. This immediately caused the Divine Lady to show a tired expression on her face.

“Ugh!! How scary is this!!”

The brave man was so scared that he swallowed his saliva. His expression was clearly worried and was dripping with sweat. causing the young woman to turn around and stare blankly Open mouth, big eyes

“Hi?”

She exclaimed as if asking, "Really?" What's wrong with you, brave one?

“Turn right”

All at once!!

A voice turned to the left of the Carrot Soldiers. In the background, the Demon Lord was proudly standing with his head held high.

“Yah, that's bad.”

“How bad is it, hey brave man!!”

Even now, the Divine Lady didn't understand what a hero was.

“They plan to confuse us. For example, if someone tells us right, we will go right, right? But now they're back to the left. If someone attacks from the right side It shows that the truth comes from the left side. This makes us so confused that we can't fight. Gulp!! So we have lost.”

“Huh!!!?Hahaha!!!!”

The Sacred Lady was in awe because the brave person had given up without a face. But the Demon Lord didn't listen. Plus he still commands the army with fun. Unbeknownst to them, they were always facing the wrong direction. And the victory went to Demon Lord Bunny-chan in confusion. Until the two visitors were simply captured.

The ending is torture.

When the Hero and the Holy Lady were defeated by the Demon Lord's (perhaps) great power, they were both tied to chairs in the living room.

“What are you guys going to do to me?!”

“What can we do? But don't disrespect the sacred woman!!”

The two of them started playing the role of being tortured.

“Heh, how must you all be tortured?”

The Demon Lord spoke with a cute and evil expression. While standing in front of the struggling holy woman There are two carrots next to Bunny-chan.

“Huh!! Is that such torture? I, a holy woman, would never feel tormented by a lowly person like you.”

She spoke boldly. As the Demon Lord sat down and prepared for torture. and ordered the two carrots to serve themselves. One person took a cloth and tied the holy woman's mouth to prevent her from speaking. Another person picked his ears so he could hear clearly.

"Alright, let's start the torture."

“Uh huh huh.”

The holy woman struggled with her pale expression.

“Please don't!!!”

The hero shouted in extreme concern. (And what are you going to do if you give up?)

“I heard that the lady is famous, right?”

One of the carrots asked something. This caused the holy woman to become silent as she thought about it. This torture wouldn't be that much.

“Um~~”

Bunny-chan touched his small lips with his index finger. He raised his head and looked up as if he was thinking about something. before tilting his head left and right causing his long blue hair to sway with the force of gravity.

“It's loud.”

“Then a famous person must know how to light a fire.”

"Eh!!"

The Demon Lord's voice responded with an incomprehensible exclamation. She tilted her head, eyes wide and blinking more rapidly.

“Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

The sound of a holy woman writhing in heart-breaking agony like hell. Until he stared and saw blood vessels in the whites of his eyes. with a pale face that began to have bulging blood vessels Because you can't make a joke about it. Famous people can interpret another meaning in Isaan language as someone who started a fire!!! (Example: Go like fire for me, son.)

“What!! A sacred woman with all-important resistance? No matter how much she was attacked or tortured, she was not afraid. Moreover, the mental attack had nothing to do with her. How great power do you all possess? Why did you make this holy woman suffer like she was mentally broken like this!!!”

The brave person himself described the suffering. Because the person who made the joke didn't make the joke, it was really painful.

“Madam, do you know why chickens crow?”

“Uh… because you woke up early?”

The Demon Lord's answer caused the Divine Lady to regain her senses. Because Bunny-chan is good at making jokes.

“Wrong, because chickens don't like showers, so they use shower bowls.”

“Eh!? Hahaha?”

The Demon Lord laughed dryly. for the joke this time

“Ah!!! Ahh!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

The holy woman's hellish tortured voice returned again. This time, saliva was foaming at the mouth like a person was about to die. And inside my heart it still resounded:

I have to answer that you use a shower bowl at your house. Hey!!! If not, then answer where chickens use their bowls to bathe!!! Please help me slap the joke, will I die? Not to laugh dryly, ahh!!!

The screams in her heart were extremely painful.

“That's not true, what? Are you guys really able to break through the shield of a divine woman's heart like this!!”

Someone who dares to criticize with an expression of interest. (Go help, go help)

“Hahaha”

The holy woman returned to her seat with her head bowed, her head bowed, breathing heavily. Because the mind was attacked so heavily that the body bore a lot of burden.

“Madam, do you know why roads have to be paved?”

"Why?"

The holy woman recovered again. Because Demon Lord Bunny-chan can still make jokes.

“Because if you pour it on your face, how delicious will it be?”

“Oh, that's true.”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~”

Screamed and struggled until he lost consciousness. And inside my heart I still say, Why didn't she answer that the road is not food!! Ahh!! It's better to die than that!!

“No, holy woman!!”

Who dares to call out your name But there was no resistance.

This battle when the two returned made the holy woman's mind so depressed that she resigned. Giving reasons that he was unable to perform his duties. The elders probably understood that it was because they couldn't support the heroes. And doesn't know the truth that her job is not to be able to make jokes until she's mentally depressed.

This story made the Demon Lord Bunny Jungknot Badfram Hell Aramia famous - etc. Famous throughout the world as the ultimate fear of the heart.