Title: The Three Little Cats (

3 kittens)

Author: Sayuri

Pairing: XS

Rating:

A little leak, a little rate, I don't know how much.

Note:

Sayuri's first fic is a story. The expressions are similar to those of teenagers. I apologize. Gave it as a gift to Papa Sans.

Once upon a time....a very long time ago. I haven't been born yet. (Pa San...really old) - -; Oh!!!...get to the point There is a small house. which has an ugly-looking mother cat named 'Lussuria' "Dai!!! How can you say this? I am so beautiful.” Even the grass was on my head. “What!!!!???” (nothing - -;)

The mother cat has three kittens, including the youngest cub named 'Mamon', who has a frog attached to his head and a hat covering his eyes, and is nicknamed 'Kumar Kluea', the saltiest cat in the house. “In this way, please pay the fine.” (Ouch! Baan Kuchan - -;)

The second one is named 'Belphegor'. It has fur. I cover my eyes. Wears a plastic crown. "What kind of plastic? Silver tae taha shishishi" likes to bite cockroaches. “Do you want to get punched?” (Considerate - -;)

Finally, the first-born baby was named 'Squalo', the most beautiful female kitten. “Fuck the guy!!!” (Oh!? Just found out ^ ^) Silver hair, long, flowing, white, beautiful, not chubby, not busty. "I said it was a male!!! Let's get to the point!!!”

One day...

“My children~~~~ Mommy is about to go completely naked. Oh!!! It's not London. Oh! Wrong place. Go to Thailand to be a Muay Thai trainer."

“Take the truth,” Mamon greeted.

“Oh~~~ Well, there are only handsome and muscular guys there…”

(I said that//3 more thoughts) No sooner had the 3 kittens joined together to kick their mother Bang Kerd Ya to Thailand. After 3 days, the kittens started looking for a new place to live. Because they argued about dividing space in the house and each one got a narrow space, the 3 left the house separately. There were 3 alleys to choose from: Mamon 'this way', Belle 'that way', Squalo 'that way'.

Mamon built a house of straw (which he stole). Inside the house, there was only one thing: a cesspool. And while Kumar Kluea was meditating on the cesspool, There was a shout from the front of the house.

"Hoy!!! Is there any trash in this house!!!???” That was the sound of a ferocious wolf.

(No, they called me a piece of trash. You're not a piece of shit.)

“There is no one here!!!” Mamon replied, not being considerate.

“Do you think I'm stupid!!! I'm going to 'blow it' off."

(Blow with your mouth. Where do you have the power to blow up a house?) Mamon thought wrongly, not realizing that he was in danger in the cesspool. And then there was a sound. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Boom! (Horrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

Mamon was startled and ran down the alley 'that way' to a wooden house but there was a sign for a restaurant called 'Take Sushi'.

Knock knock “Is anyone there!? Open the door quickly!!! (I'm in pain!)”

“Do you have a letter for the prince to write, Shishishi?” came the extremely annoyed reply.

"Hoy! Bell, let me in!!!” As soon as the door opened, The small figure suddenly flew to the toilet.

“Hey, where did you get this house from?” a voice shouted from the toilet.

"oh! Just then, the prince who owned the shop walked out. Then suddenly he came to greet the prince. 'Will you take the house or give it away for free with sushi? I'm about to fly to visit my (pregnant) daughter-in-law, Hayato, in Japan. I'm going. Bye~~~' and then I ran away."

“I wonder if I'm escaping debt,” the question of a person who cares about money. Then suddenly a voice that I thought was a creditor appeared.

"Hoy!!! Is there any trash in this house!!!???”

“Yay! It's the sound of the same wolf, it's here (it's not even finished yet).” Mamon was shocked. But Mamon's voice didn't reach Bell's ears. Bale then innocently replied to the visitor.

"oh! There is 1 Prince and 1 Prince of Salt. If you want to come in carefully There must be a letter for the prince to write.”

“Of course there is, but it's a 'fire' letter, please send it.” Boom! (Hurrah hahahaha//got kicked out of the chair)

“Wow!!! The house is on fire, the sushi is on fire, God help the grilled bananas." Bell's knife slipped out of his hand and crossed the bathroom and poked him in the ass, causing it to scatter.

The pair shoveled away from the fire into an alley 'over there' and found a large black castle. He came running out of food and accidentally rang the bell in front of the castle. Full harmonious wedding organ ringtone

“Wow! This sound is worth selling.”

“This song is more suitable for a prince.” Then both of their ears trembled when they heard a voice from inside that was louder than the bell.

“Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who's coming!!!”

“One Prince and one Prince of Salt.” Those irritating words, I already know who they belong to. Squalo then walked out to the gate.

“What's the matter? I'm about to take a shower."

“Ah! Are you taking a shower? Just now, I'm in pain!!!”

"Prince, I'm hungry. Do you have any sushi?"

"There's the kitchen behind the castle...oh hey!!!" Without a word, the pair ran straight into the castle. Squalo quickly ran after him.

“Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?”

“What!? You finish chewing first!!!”

“Hee hee hee hee, where did you get this castle from?” Belle was eating sushi while Mamon shouted from a nearby restroom.

“Is that too much investment?”

"Oh, that's right. There was an old man who left a castle with me. 'Hohohoho! I built this castle as a birthday present for my son, 'Xanxus'. Please leave it here and wait for Xan-chan to come. Oh, I'm going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’ terms, I’m just going to go, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I go!?] ride the robot named 'Mosca' and fly away!”

“Escape from debt to the laborers?” asked a voice from behind the toilet door. And then the wedding song rang out again. Some people shouted out.

“Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who's coming!!!”

“Where did you get that voice from!!! Please let me in!!!” And because of this sound, Belle vomited up his sushi. Mamon is depressed. Shouting together

“The wolf has come!!!!!!” This time, luckily, Squalo listened and shouted back towards the gate.

“I absolutely won't let you come in!!! You wolf!!!”

“If you don't let me in, You just blew it!!!”

“Wow!!! It's about to blow!!! (Broken broken in double)”

"look for? Blow?” The wolf took a stance and lit a flame from his palm.

“Special move 'Fire of Fury'!!!” Whoa! Boom! (Hurray...// got punched out of the chair) ...

“Oh hey!!! How come the castle didn't get burned? The paint can withstand it. Eagle cement points out the gaps in the python!!! Do it again!!!” The wolf didn't give up so he pulled out his gun.

“Scorpio Dira!!!” Boom, boom...the results are still the same.

"Hoy!!! What!!!? Colpo Dattio!!!” Wow!!!

While it's chaotic outside Inside he was calm. Except for Kuman Kluea's ass, only he is working.

“Hey, what happened? The prince heard the loud booming sound a long time ago.”

“I doubt that old man can build a castle. The paint doesn't peel off."

“Probably the whole castle should be sold.”

(Speaking still in a hurry, still flowing smoothly, save yourself first//2 more thoughts)

“Ah, no problem, go ahead and do your own routine. Wait until the paint peels off.” Everyone goes their separate ways to do what they like? So Squalo walked to the 5th floor to take a shower (I'm so tired!) and went into the bathroom next to the bedroom, completely naked, without even a towel. Meanwhile, Squalo was lazily taking a shower.

The wolf ran out of fuel and ammunition. Wrap your hand on the post next to the gate. Then it seemed like he accidentally leaned his hand on something similar to a sensor. Tickttyttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt Then a screen appeared in front of Santa, oh my, the old man just now.

"how! San-chan, my son!!!”

“Who is your son, old man!!!”

“So cruel. They built this castle as your birthday present.

T^T”

“What was created? It's insanely durable. Hey, what do you think about it?"

“What a birthday present you can endure because it is made of blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah You can easily enter the castle.”

“Then why is there some trash in the castle!?”

"oh! Dad left me with a beautiful silver cat. You have the right to chase it away or keep it to relieve your loneliness.”

“So!? That's good, that old bastard."

“Heh heh, I should say 'Thank you, Dad'. Just one word would be good.

T^T”

The wolf rushed into the castle. To go lie down and get some fuel. But before long, a light figure emerged from the bathroom with no clothes left. (I already told you he was naked.) Squalo saw the wolf and immediately asked, How did he get in?

“Hey!!!!!!!!! How do you get in?”

“I can see it.”

“So the old castle owner gave it to his son, Xanxus?”

"It's me, 'Xanxus'. Before asking to see a picture of myself first."

“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(oh! I thought about it and wanted to thank the old man handsomely) before Squalo drew his sword. (Where's the sword? Hey! Forgot to bring it from the original house. If there isn't any, then the wolf is finished. >

O<)

and Xanxus the wolf dragged the silver cat Squalo into the bedroom together. Then there was a moaning sound that came out all day, all night, and forever~~~

Mamon came out of the bathroom with a knife stuck in his ass. Flowing along the way Bell saw that he vomited all his beloved sushi until his stomach was empty.

“Yes!!! The sushi that the prince ate was yuck!!!”

"Think...about...making...clean...clean...with......" Finished like

Happy Ending?

Oh, and 'Varia's dust'...oh! In this story, it is the eaves in the cesspool of Ban Fang Mamon. “Eia...Eia...Eia...(I do everything for the boss).”

End of Hee Wang in this way~~~~~~~~~~~~

This story teaches us that...

Xansus - Know how to recite the 'a' vowel, 'ah' vowel.

Squalo - Don't trust the path, don't trust people, you'll be broke.

Belphegor – Save your sushi too.

Mamon – Before getting into the story, you must consult the writer first. (I've leaked the whole thing!!!)

Lussuria – Wow~~~!!! A room full of collections There's no more bed.

The old man and Mosca – racing!!! Hey, don't forget to thank your father for the gift.

Aia – Aia...Aia...Aia... (It stinks!!!)

Talk

From the mouth of the author...

Hello, my name is Sayuri. It's just a pen name. I can't tell you my real name. I hope everyone reads this and their jaws drop immediately and they need to get treatment quickly. (But he doesn't take responsibility for it.) In fact, in this matter, the sisters helped write it together. Focus on the simple things. I'm sorry for not dressing politely.

Note

That this little leak is not reliable at all. As for the small rate, that's true. Because he thought of the scene

NC

It's not coming out. I'm focusing on something that's leaking.

This is the first fic for Papa Xanxus's birthday. This year is very auspicious (10/10/10) Who or what other cartoon character falls on this day? I wish you happiness on this auspicious day.

Thank you to Mr. Muk, Mr. Ongdin, Mr. Say, Mr. Fear and many others (who can't remember the names) who have always been models for writing beautiful fics and pictures. And I have a fic.

XS

It's a pile from all of you to keep and read when lust takes over before going to bed. ^

O^

I hope I can think about the whole Varia family. but never wrote Please help give me encouragement.

P.S. Mamon, don't forget to wipe your bottom and put on a diaper before going to bed.