Hello, this is my first time trying translating a fic. I really like this story. Read it and smile all the time. So I want to share it.

The original goes like this.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4973812/1/Random-Word-Association

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Random Word Association

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Published 07/04/2009

Translated 04/07/2015

***I'm very new. Some vocabulary is strange. I mean, we really can't think of anything haha.

If there's a mistake or if it's not fun, please apologize. Happy to listen to feedback***

“What else am I supposed to do here?”

Kakashi smiled softly at the grim-faced black-robed young man sitting on the other side of the oak table in the dull gray room. Inside the Counseling and Therapy Center, Faculty of Liberal Arts, University of Tokyo

The young man mentioned is Uchiha Sasuke, heir to the Uchiha Design Company. Student majoring in Fine Arts is a genius and a favorite among the university people. A big patient case that Kakashi had to deal with.

“Class Teacher Dada said that you behaved...not normally...in class.”

“Teach Dada what will he understand about the word normal?”

Kakashi kept his left eye from twitching. and try to keep a smile on your face

“Sasu...”

"Uchiha, that's your last name."

"Sasuke," Kakashi continued as if he couldn't hear the other person. “You can't just act like this. This is the third time in two weeks that you have been sent here by the same teacher.”

The silver-haired psychologist reached for a thick file in a file rack with a label that read, 'Emotional child' and started reading aloud a list of 'inappropriate' behavior that the black-haired person had committed since enrolling in school in August.

“Has unsocial behavior. Severely withdrawn unable to work as a team like to be separated and be alone There is a communication problem. Likes to attack other people with words..."

Sasuke shot up from his chair. “Attack others with words?”

Kakashi looked on calmly. “You know that calling Yamanaka Ino a 'brainless, starving, lesbian, low-class rhinoceros' is offensive.”

Sasuke blinked.

“Not this.”

Kakashi buried his face in his palms.

Everything, he's tried everything.

All of Kakashi's known psychological methods were used and it was a catastrophic failure to capture Sasuke's terrible social attitudes and behavior. Three to four times a week, every week for six months in a row. That's when Sasuke appeared in his office with a conduct report from his teacher.

The first was about Sasuke arguing with Anatomy-sensei Jiraiya about the beauty of a woman's body. Sasuke insisted that there was nothing even remotely interesting in the fat and lumps of flesh that women called breasts. A humiliated Jiraiya explains the wonders of his breasts before sending Sasuke to a psychiatrist for a brain scan to find out anything 'abnormal'.

Kakashi thinks that Sasuke's misogyny may stem from the loss of his mother to divorce when he was young. with available options The silver-haired man made his patient sit on a Freudian sofa. To make Sasuke feel comfortable while discussing sensitive topics. Kakashi planned to have a heart-to-heart talk.

Expect tears and remorse. But all he received was rage. The black-haired man glared at him and spoke curtly. I understand that Women are nice but have greasy lips and heavy perfume. Sitting there laughing and laughing is a waste of air. No woman will have sex with him. And Kakashi should stop trying to drag him into talking to those retarded psychiatrists.

And that was the beginning of their beautiful relationship.

Two weeks later another incident occurred. This time Sasuke paints acrylic paint on his classmate. Sasuke made Sakura stand still. To paint on her skin And Sakura didn't mind even though she felt a severe allergic reaction to her skin. Three hours later Sakura was rushed to Konoha Hospital due to blood poisoning. And to this day, Sasuke still insists that he doesn't understand how there could be lead in acrylic paint.

For this reason, Sasuke's documents were added as follows: 'Sadistic and prone to violence'

Come back to the present.

Kakashi is trying to use Ink Blot Test on Sasuke. (Look at the picture of the ink blot on the card and answer what picture you see.) Then card after card passed. Kakashi could only smile patiently as the troublesome boy just sat and looked at him and spoke casually.

“Ink drop... Ink drop... Ink drop... Oh, it's an ink drop... Ink drop...”

Kakashi plopped down on the sofa. This isn't fun. He would have missed his three-year anniversary date with Iruka if the work wasn't finished. And it definitely wouldn't be finished if he just lay there brain dead like this.

I have to blame myself for not being able to do anything.

Let me vent.

Just sit and talk.

What is relaxation according to Freudian theory?

Wow, to the point of creating a shocking situation, I've already done it. But it still doesn't work. He didn't understand Sasuke at all. Or at least whatever made this kid behave that way. Kakashi didn't want to believe that Sasuke was born evil. Anyway, he had to find another way.

Kakashi met the black eyes that were staring intently at him. Thinking about what things this child can do well. Of course art Otherwise, there would be no way to study here. Hmm...or literary works. Because Sasuke likes to go to the library often. But...if I'm being honest,

The only thing Kakashi knew that Sasuke was definitely second to none was cursing people. This nineteen year old could almost scratch a wall just by looking at him. and can make walls collapse just by saying a word

speech...

yes!

Suddenly a thought flashed through Kakashi's head like a bright light. It was like there were people around singing hallelujah in chorus. This 'Random Word Test' was what would allow him to analyze Sasuke no matter what. Kakashi knew that Sasuke was the type who couldn't keep his mouth shut. This must work.

But he has to be a little smooth. If you get too excited, this guy might not cooperate. He sighed as he sat up slowly.

“Look, Sasuke, you really aren't going to tell me. So why do you call Orochimaru-sensei the old man who eats children, the Japanese snake Michael Jackson?”

no answer

Sigh...that's it.

“Okay Sasuke, you and I both know our duties. I have to test you according to university orders. As for you, just cooperate and then go your way.”

"You don't have to do it and say you can't do it?"

"No, Sasuke," Kakashi smiled, the eye that wasn't being closed curled into a curve. “That would mean I'm lying and unethical.”

Sasuke rolled his eyes and groaned in his throat. “Ethics and ghosts,” before speaking louder in a sarcastic tone. “So what do I have to do today? Is there something else to talk about openly? It would be fun if you opened up about your shockingly sexless life. Seriously, Kakashi?

You should see the wrinkles on those guys' faces. Aren't you able to manage your people?"

Kakashi knew that this brat was trying to provoke him. But he chose to reply anyway.

“I would rather not do that because 'normal' people would call it coercion.”

Sasuke looked at Kakashi silently.

“Does that mean you used another method? Oh…what? Poisoned?”

Kakashi had to remind himself that Iruka would definitely hate him if he accidentally murdered a student.

“Stop being nonsense, Sasuke. I will hurry and finish testing it.”

“Yes.” The black-haired man leaned back in his chair and looked polite. “So what do I have to do?”

“Well...there's only one thing left that I haven't tried.” And you'll definitely be screwed. “It's called the random word test.”

No response Kakashi continued, although there was only a glimmer of hope.

“You probably know each other, right? I will say my thoughts Then you told me the first words you thought of in your head. Don't hesitate, don't lie."

Sasuke looked puzzled for a second before shrugging. Of course, there was no way this crazy test could do anything to him. Just don't have to pay attention and it's all gone.

“Yes, there is nothing better looking to play around here.”

The masked person wanted to shout loudly. He reached for the drawer next to his desk. Take out a blank sheet of paper. Along with a stopwatch and a list of words he had to say to Sasuke. before spreading a smile

“Ready”

“Of course, it's no big deal.”

Oh, and you'll regret saying this, Sasuke.

“Okay, first word, white?”

“Green” [0.06 seconds]

Kakashi stared at the black haired man for a long time. What is it? Normally the answer to this question should be 'black' but...this is Sasuke. Kakashi shook his head to get rid of his thoughts and wrote down the answer and the amount of time it took on a piece of paper.

"pencil?"

“Doctor” [0.07]

"ice?"

"dry"

"blue?"

"walk"

"friend?"

"slip"

Kakashi lost his patience. "This isn't a rhyming game, Sasuke. Can you answer nicely?"

Sasuke sighed. Frustrated at being caught, "Fine, continue."

In conclusion, Kakashi crossed out the last four answers.

“Good this time, buddy?”

Sasuke sighed. Lean your back against the chair and look up at the ceiling.

"...Damn...I don't know...um...Neji, I think." [4.6]

Kakashi's eyes widened slightly when he saw the amount of time it took. Information began to arrive, Sasuke.

“Oak wood?”

"study"

"lion?"

"...Simba"

"witch?"

"McGonagall"

"wardrobe?"

“What the fuck is this...Narnia?”

Kakashi laughed, the last part he was just having fun with.

"cat?"

“Pussy” [1.4]

Kakashi nearly fell over at the answer. Before he caught himself and grinned evilly. Lean forward and look at the other person.

“Pussy?”

“AIDS” [0.6]

The young psychologist wanted to slap himself for acting like that.

"hair?"

“Blonde” [1.2]

Kakashi raised an eyebrow. It wasn't because the answer surprised him. But it was a gentle tone. And since the young man had black hair Does that mean Sasuke might be interested in someone with blonde hair? There were a few people who had blonde hair and studied here. Kakashi adjusted the question to figure out who that person was.

"go?"

“Far away”

"taste?"

“Sweet” [3.5]

That gentle voice from just now. The caring tone that Sasuke once said he hated so much. Kakashi continued to try to find a way to connect.

"salty?"

The black-haired man looked away from Kakashi and wrinkled his nose.

“Water” [1.8]

Ah...that's not it.

"radio?"

“Rock”

"car?"

"drive"

"crash?"

"...and run away." [1.3] Sasuke shrugged.

Kakashi rolled his eyes.

"father?"

Sasuke froze. before raising his voice, "Cool" [7.4]

Kakashi's eyes widened. Sasuke didn't realize how much that answer said about his family's relationships.

“Old person?”

"boring"

"diamond?"

“Sapphire” [0.15] The black-haired man shrugged.

That kind of gentle voice again is really interesting.

“Eyes?” Kakashi said on a hunch.

“Growing up”

Hmm...not the answer he expected. But that's okay.

"big?"

“Aiju” [0.3]

The older man realized he was gaping. And during the long silence Sasuke looked at him and grinned.

“Do you think I like women?”

Once again, Kakashi wanted to slap himself in the face. How could he have missed this? The misogyny is so obvious. That's clearly an important hint. Does this mean he's starting to get old?

After managing to snap his own mouth Kakashi grinned back. Hehe...Things will get a lot stronger after those confessions.

"batter?"

“...and burns up.”

Do you like violence?

"child?"

"annoying"

"kill?"

“Itachi” [0.01]

Kakashi froze. He must have misheard.

“Itachi?” he asked. “Who is your real...brother...? Is that Itachi? Is this your own family?”

Sasuke frowned, not understanding. “What do you really want?”

Kakashi didn't care and continued asking.

"right?"

"hand"

The psychologist smiled at the corner of his mouth. Do you spend a lot of time with your right hand, Sasuke?

“Sakura?”

“Rhino” [0.3]

"...I mean the tree, Sasuke."

"I'll ask one more time...what do you really want?"

The older man rolled his eyes. And expect to see some kind of reaction from the next word.

“Sex”

The black-haired man felt something cold run down his spine. Kakashi had to suppress a smile.

“Syrup” [1.2]

Oh, what a strange play!

“Chocolate?”

"sauce"

"cream?"

“Water...kite” [0.5]

Uh huh...it doesn't get any more accurate than this. The silver-haired man leaned back in his chair. I enjoyed this conversation for reasons that probably had nothing to do with science.

"skin?"

"instead"

Kakashi practically jumped in his chair. He got another hint. Blonde man with tan skin Here we just need a few more connection points. He chose his next words carefully.

“Filled?”

Once again, Sasuke froze. He felt butterflies in his stomach at the answer he came up with: “Inside me.” [2.4]

Kakashi hid a smile. Is Sasuke downstairs? That means that young man must be this guy's daughter. For example, Sasuke probably likes tall and muscular people, judging by his liking for violence. That blonde must be a hardass. The kind that Sasuke would be able to show off to everyone how awesome he was.

Tall, blond, tan, muscular, can control the game, likes to play hard...hmmm. Who exactly is Mr. Kua with, Sasuke? And that guy is patient with people with bad habits. How can you do that?

But he should stop going to sea...at least for now. If you don't want this genius to be suspicious.

"touch?"

“Puppy”

Really good person, this bastard.

"mother?"

"God"

"I didn't know you were religious, Sasuke."

Sasuke's mouth twitched. "I'm not finished yet. God, you're such a moron."

Kakashi didn't care.

“A threat?”

“Ibiki”

"Huh?" Kakashi smiled faintly.

"Hard," Sasuke replied with a wry smile.

Damn, I almost already know, but I'll have to go back to the good words again first.

"morning?"

"bad"

Heh...I guess this guy isn't a morning person.

"afternoon?"

“Lunch”

“Twilight?”

“Jacob”

I mean, it means 'evening.' Oh, what the hell is coming from Jacob? But so be it.

"gay"

"trigger"

Kakashi raised an eyebrow.

"Come on," Sasuke grinned. Leaning back in his chair, “Gai is gay, everyone knows that.”

Sasuke was right. People with money must grudgingly accept this. Before you mentally complain to yourself for not thinking about asking.

“Paint?”

“Ball”

"room?"

"sleep"

"wet?"

“Sex”

"ax?"

"murder"

Kakashi looked at the other person for a second, "Sasuke, you're a pervert."

Sasuke shrugged, "Continue."

"trace?"

“Six marks”

Kakashi could barely contain his excitement. Because specifying specific numbers in random word tests is very important. And the six marks...who...

Then it made a clicking sound, like a hook being locked.

Oh...damn.

An evil smile appeared on the psychologist's face. This caused confusion to appear in the young man's eyes. But the masked person still didn't say anything. He wanted to corner the dark-haired man more.

But Sasuke suddenly stood up and glared at Kakashi.

"red?"

Kakashi blinked. But his mouth unconsciously answered, "Sugar."

"high?"

"Tia, what is Sasuke..."

"animal?"

"Dolphin, this is Sasuke. I'm the one testing you. I'm not..."

"Hmm, let's take a look and see if that's okay. He looks like he's making a face like a scarecrow." Sasike took a step back.

"strict?"

"strictly"

"deep?"

“Deeper”

“Is he tight?”

"Fucking dad...wait...oh fuck, Sasuke, you..."

Sasuke grinned. "How long have you been roasting Iruka?"

“Th...three years.”

"I think you have better taste than that shy librarian, Kakashi."

Kakashi let out a breath.

“Oh, you're the good one! Did you know that dating a teacher is against the law? And you wouldn't have to go around talking about other people's tastes if you were hanging out with that stupid Naruto sculpture teacher. What would Itachi say if he found out? How are you going to tell him?”

Sasuke smiled evilly.

“If he wants to scold you, just do it. I'm going to undress Naruto right in front of him. Let's see if there's any strength left to scold.”

Kakashi raised one eyebrow.

“Are you going to keep standing with your legs shaking? That guy has low immunity. I can confirm this because I saw it when he was flirting with Kisame.”

“God...my grandson. No wonder you had to come in for treatment,” Kakashi muttered in his throat.

Sasuke shivered slightly at the word 'nephew' as he turned to face the person whose title was 'uncle', or at least an almost-uncle. Kakashi is the son of Uchiha Fuji, Sasuke's grandfather. But his mother and father are different. and was ten years younger than his father. When you are labeled as a child who made a mistake

The young man then bleached his hair from completely black to white. and continued to do so throughout his life. Kakashi concealed his face and left eye to hide the Uchiha genetics that had clearly been passed on to him. After graduating, Kakashi changed to his mother's surname. and disappeared from the family After that, no one ever saw him again.

Until the day Sasuke came to study here six months ago and found his missing uncle watching him from across the table in the counseling department. After he was sent 'Adjust behavior'

“So…” Sasuke asked, “So what did you conclude from that ridiculous test just now? The new Sherlock Holmes?”

Kakashi smiled and replied non-seriously. After seeing that Sasuke was no longer in serious mode.

"Not much more than I already know. You're a psychopath, a sex addict, and likely a serial killer in the future."

Sasuke bared his teeth. About to reply But a knock at the door interrupted the two of them. A mess of blond hair came into view first. before being followed by the wide smiles of the newcomers

“Uh...sorry to bother you, Kakashi. But I'm borrowing Sasu...I mean. Uchiha, can you go for a moment?”

The nineteen year old rolled his eyes.

"You don't have to show it. This guy knows."

A tall, blond-haired man walked into the room and closed the door. Blue eyes appeared concerned as they turned to look at Kakashi.

“Is that a bad thing?”

For a split second a dark blackmail plan entered Kakashi's mind. But looking back at the eyes of his co-worker and grandson He sighed. Both him and those crazy rules, what right do they have to obstruct other people's love?

"I'll tell you something, Naruto," Kakashi said to the twenty-four year old blond. Who has now moved to stand behind his lover. “You need to keep your cute pet's leash shorter, you know? Make sure you behave well. If it's not settled within two weeks, you'll be in serious trouble.”

Sasuke turned and bared his fangs at Kakashi like a tiger ready to pounce on an enemy.

“Do you see what I am, you piece of shit? This is a pet, I..."

"Sasuke," Naruto interrupted slowly. The sound was so low that it sounded like a roar. before followed by a command sentence “Stop talking and thank you, Uncle.”

Naruto didn't say anything further. But there seems to be a word 'Or else...' left his sight and spread throughout the room.

Kakashi smiled wryly. I wanted to laugh when I saw Sasuke's submissive expression. It looked like he had finally found someone who could subdue this guy.

"Yes, thank you Auntie Rea," Kakashi muttered in good spirits.

Sasuke wondered what he would have to do to drag Kakashi away and chop him up into pieces right now. But Naruto's voice and eyes could be interpreted as saying, 'You won't touch me this evening' causing Sasuke to smile sweetly, "Oh, of course. Thank you, Uncle."

before leaning down and whispering to Kakashi so that only the two of them could hear. With the kind of horror tone that would easily make Orochimaru lose his credit. “Just like that. Hurry and smile while you can still smile. If Naruto punished me by abstaining from sex. It's best that you avoid secluded places at all during this time.

Because when you least expect it When you're resting When you're alone When you're sitting in the car masturbating, Bang! I'm going to show up and cause trouble for you. I know where your house is, remember that?” before innocently turning back to Naruto with an 'I'm not doing anything' look on his face and smiling at a confused Naruto. But then the blonde smiled back.

'Oh my gosh, what's so stupid?' Kakashi thought.

A tan face with six marks spread into a wide smile.

"Very well Sasuke. Come here. I'll take you to class."

The blonde wrapped his arms around the still 'smiling' young artist's shoulder and together they walked towards the door.

Kakashi had double visions of what he saw... A tall person with a cheerful personality. Sparkling blonde hair and tanned golden skin in a blue-orange outfit. He was hugging a bad-tempered person dressed in black with pale white skin. The wannabe rocker's left eye was twitching from holding on to his smile for too long.

Like... Paris Hilton and Marilyn Manson...

Eew...

before passing through the door Sasuke turned to look at Kakashi and moved his mouth soundlessly.

'It's a lonely place, Kakashi, be careful.'

"See you in two weeks, kid," Kakashi shouted back cheerfully.

Ah...two weeks Two weeks where he would have freedom and not have good relatives bother him. What should I do here?

Sigh...stupid question.

How about molesting Iruka...huh?

(additional notes)

(Two weeks later It's the thirteenth day of the no-sex festival that Naruto instituted to punish Sasuke for his bad behavior.)

"Hey Sasuke," the sweaty blonde asked. In a lying position, arms and legs spread on a wide but crumpled bed in the apartment. Looking up at the naked black-haired man, his lover, “Why are you bringing a meat cleaver to school?”

(End of additional notes)